Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Jan 31 2008 / 13:22:11
name = go smoke a toilet
email = phil@bob.com
use_email = no
song = I HATE THE EEFIN BEE BARNEY LETS HANG HIM FROM A TREE
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Hate Mail #23006
Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Nov 18 2003 / 14:24:24
name = Go Smoke A Toilet
song = What the f***
Put my stuff
On this motherf***ing site
Good God, Dave, why don’t you put my motherf***ing stuff
On this motherf***ing site?
Bad Submission #22755
This form was submitted: Sep 23 2003 / 08:43:28
name = Go Smoke A Toilet
type = Poems
title = Xylophone pieces
submission = Gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…gi gi gi gi gi gi gi woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…anyone hear me yet? can I get a w00t w00t…w00t w00t…w00t w00t…ride wit me…ugh…I think I’m gonna go to the bathroom now…ahhhh…that feels good. Yes. No. Maybe. Why? I don’t know. Should I know? A few bad apples ruin the bunch. Throw a crumpled car out of the airplane window and SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT WHEN I’M TALKIN TO YOU!!! Clip out the newspaper article of the eon. EeEeEeEeEeon. Why did I do this? This is a pooooooooeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmm. Deal with it. I can make it however I want!!! Hahahahahahaha…you don’t stand a chance against me!!! Lookin’ for fights, eh? Well, you tell those whackos in tights to get outta my bar and stop singing as if they’re in a movie!!!
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Bad Submission #22751
This form was submitted: Feb 28 2004 / 18:49:04
name = Go Smoke A Toilet
type = Poems
title = Uh
submission = Uh
DO YOU LIKE TO SMOKKKKEEEE WASHING MACHINNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS????????????????????????
cuz I do
bye
Ghetto Dreidel Song
Parody of the actual Dreidel song.
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Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made it outta wood
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I played it in the ‘hood
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made it outta glass
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I’m gonna kick yo……..
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made it outta dough
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I wanna pimp a ho!
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made it with my stash
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
Yo mama is white trash!
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I make it while I sing
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I got the madd bling bling!
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I don’t got yo present
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
From projects, represent!
Jingle Bells Song #21882
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
What the freaking heck?
Batmobile lost its wheel
So he hooked up with Beck
HOOOOKED UP WITH BECCCCCCCCCCK!!!
Joke #21446
Q: What do you call racists who take the SATs?
A: Racists who take the SATs!!!
Joke #21445
Q: Why do racists take pride in their irrational hatred towards perfectly respectable minorities?
A: Who knows. Maybe they just don’t have anything better to do with their time. And if that’s true, that’s just sad.
Joke #21444
Q: Why are Jewish people perfectly respectable people?
A: One, they’re members of just another religion. Two, they’ve been through a ton of shit. Three, if you’ve survived the Holocaust, I think you’d want to be respected, too. And finally, they’re just fucking people, just like all of us!!! This goes for every minority, by the way.
Joke #21443
Q: Why is racism a bad thing?
A: Hating people for no reason doesn’t look good on your resume and personality.
Joke #21442
Q: Why is an African-American a perfectly respectable person?
A: Think of all the shit they’ve been through in the past. Wouldn’t you want to be respected if you went through a lot of shit in your past?
Joke #21441
Q: Why do racists hate minorities?
A: Good question.
Joke #21440
Q: What’s the difference between a racist and a regular person?
A: The regular person already has some sense in him/her!
Joke #21439
Q: Why does the KKK no longer exist?
A: Because this is America and America rules!!!
Joke #21438
Q: What happens when a KKK member goes to an NAACP meeting?
A: I dunno, but he ain’t comin’ back!