pluence – n. the foam of pee
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ploot
ploot – v. to sweat when masturbating
ploocetut
ploocetut – n. a pot party
plonk
plonk – n. an insult you say to someone when you’re messing around. Less harsh than “you idiot” or “you fuckhead.”
Ex. You plonk.
plo
plo – v. to shove money up your ass
plip
plip – v. to squish someones balls with your knee
pleuse
pleuse – n. underwear with stussies on them
plestil
plestil – v. to shut someone up by sealing their mouth with Sellotape
pleskit
pleskit – v. to file assault against a child, less than the age of 7
playing the tuba
playing the tuba – v. to fart out various notes just like blowing the tuba
plask
plask – n. someone who loses his virginity to his girlfriend’s mom
plap
plap – n. a vicious hand movement where the victim gets punch slapped. Can be violent, but not recommended without health insurance or to be practiced by the elderly.
Ex. Yeah, man if you don’t shut the fuck up I’m gonna plap ya one.
plaj
plaj – n. a donkey with a boner
pladwic
pladwic – v. to ejaculate onto your television screen while watching an animated video of a dog and a duck doing back flips off of a six foot wall made of a combination bricks, super glue, and animal crackers
plabasterous
plabasterous – n. a monkey with a pair of scissors in its eyes