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USA: What a Pissy Girl

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Found this in a newspaper:

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===NEWS FLASH!!!===

 

OUCH!!

 

Relationship goes sour as girl, 16, glues boyfriend’s penis to his body

 

Associated Press

 

CAMP HILL, Pa. — A 16-year-old Pennsylvania girl is accused of gluing her 21-year-old boyfriend’s penis to his abdomen to punish him for lying about another relationship.

 

Police in Camp Hill, Pa., said the man went to the hospital but was told there was nothing he could do except soak his penis until it freed itself.

 

A police sergeant said the two were sitting on the sofa when the girl did it during what he described as “some type of intimate encounter.” The sergeant said the girl had the Super Glue and “seized the moment.”

 

She has been charged with simple assault.

World, Screwed Up Chronicles

USA: College Drinking Out Of Control

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I found this somewhere.

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Drinking alcohol has been around for as long as we can remember, but it isn’t until now that we realize the fatal effects and consequences of this horrific drug.

Drinking excessively can do many things to our brain that make us loose control of our body. You can’t think, walk, or even talk right. There are three parts of the brain that are effected while drinking; the cerebrum, cerebellum, and the medulla. The cerebrum controls recognition, vision, reasoning, and emotions. Drinking at only .01-.30% can damage and control these emotions. Next is the Cerebellum, which coordinates movement like walking. This is effected at .15-.35%. Last is the medulla, which is effected when someone drinks more than their body can handle. It controls heartbeat and breathing and can make them stop at levels as low as .30%. The effects of drinking at these levels are horrible. The short-term effects that most intermediate drinkers get are hangovers, which may include a headache and maybe still some uncordination. The things that most people overlook are the long-term effects, which effect your liver, lungs and nervous system. Whether drinking effects you in the long run or in a short-term way, the fact it that drinking alcohol will effect you no matter what.

When people think about drinking, they usually know the afterward effects, but they usually forget about the consequences of it. While being drunk, you usually cannot control your actions the way you to. Last year, 600,000 college students were assaulted by another who was drinking, and another 70,000 college students were sexually assaulted. Also, 400,000 college students had unprotected sex because of intoxication. This leads to many things like pregnancy and diseases like HIV, STDS. Since drinking controls most of your actions and thoughts, there is much violence and academic consequences. Over 25% of the people that drink in colleges have damaged property and/or have academic consequences. When college students drink, they don’t even think about death, but the truth is that when you are drunk, you can pass out, throw up, choke on your own vomit, and die. There are many other ways of death as well. Last year, 2.1 million college students drove under the influence, and another 1,400 students die a year from alcohol related injuries. 150,000 other students tried to commit suicide because of drinking. College students shouldn’t drink if they don’t know that the effects are sexually transmitted diseases, property destruction, and even death.

College drinkers are the largest portions of drinkers in the U.S. Controlling college drinking would control the rest of societies drinking. And since alcohol is the biggest drug used by college students, then if they stopped drinking, it would stop at least 50% of drugs used. The fact is that college drinking is out of control, and if you can stop that, you can stop drug abuse everywhere.

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

Bklynzballer97

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This entry is part 26 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Bklynzballer97”. ***

HaVoKMaNiaC: yeh i was

HaVoKMaNiaC: i was the chinese kid dat was wondering around

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

ILLbEyOUrSwEeTiE: lol

Bklynzballer: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: whos davepoobond?

Bklynzballer: er…

Bklynzballer: i dunno

Bklynzballer: i juzt invited people her

Bklynzballer: e

HaVoKMaNiaC: hi dabond

HaVoKMaNiaC: who are u?

davepoobond: hi

HaVoKMaNiaC: wats ur name?

davepoobond: jus call me dabond

Bklynzballer: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: not tag name

Bklynzballer: hes jason

Bklynzballer: my tag is….”CRUDE”

HaVoKMaNiaC: delacruz?

Bklynzballer: no

HaVoKMaNiaC: o i dont know then

Bklynzballer: wen i become a x-er…i will be….”CRUDEX”

davepoobond: the hell is an x-er?

Bklynzballer: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: do i know u jason?

davepoobond: hell if i know. i dont even know who you are

HaVoKMaNiaC: k da bond

Bklynzballer: da bond is gay

davepoobond: wuz your name

davepoobond: why am i gay?

Bklynzballer: just get out

HaVoKMaNiaC: im HaVoK

davepoobond: u invited me

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

Bklynzballer: im….crudex

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

davepoobond: idontgiveacrap

davepoobond: stupid crack head

Bklynzballer: and soon to be……blaze

davepoobond: wheeeeee

Bklynzballer: IM GOING TO IGNORE “DAVEPOOBOND”

davepoobond: k

OnlineHost: Bklynzballer has left the room.

davepoobond: what a loser

davepoobond: stupid crack head

ILLbEyOUrSwEeTiE: llalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalla

davepoobond: ok

OnlineHost: HaVoKMaNiaC has left the room.

OnlineHost: ILLbEyOUrSwEeTiE has left the room.

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Eventually, he ignored everyone and we haven’t talked to him since

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#7648: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 20 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 12, 2001.

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Bklynzballer: hey jason its tracy im at mikes house

davepoobond: oh. hi

davepoobond: how’s it goin?

Bklynzballer: good you?

davepoobond: all right.

Bklynzballer: mike is at the the bathroom

Bklynzballer: dont tell him but he has a small dick

davepoobond: oh. whats he doing

Bklynzballer: jerking

davepoobond: ha

Bklynzballer: lol..

Bklynzballer: but i gave him good sex

davepoobond: thats nice

davepoobond: dont you have your own sn that you go on?

Bklynzballer: yea but i wanted to talk mikes peepz

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: he still in the bathroom?

Bklynzballer: yup…

Bklynzballer: now i smell crap

davepoobond: dumps dont take that long, unless you havent taken one for 3 months

Bklynzballer: oo

Bklynzballer: i think thats wut happened

davepoobond: impossible

davepoobond: he would have exploded by the time he got to the bathroom today

Bklynzballer: ok hes out

davepoobond: ok

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

BKLYNS HOMIE8

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This entry is part 17 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 10, 2001.

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “BKLYNS HOMIE8”. ***

Bklynzballer: that was streching her legs

BKLYNS HOMIE: Felix told me

Bklynzballer: yo jason

BKLYNS HOMIE: Jason

BKLYNS HOMIE: hi

BKLYNS HOMIE: ??

davepoobond: hi

Bklynzballer: wutup?

HeLLrAzOr: hey

Bklynzballer: u see holmes?

davepoobond: nothing

davepoobond: no

Bklynzballer: dang…he owes me my magazines..

BKLYNS HOMIE: Felix goe’s to St.Finbar

BKLYNS HOMIE: Baller

BKLYNS HOMIE: lol

Bklynzballer: we gunna jump ben?

Bklynzballer: o..did u get bongs?

davepoobond: he’s not a trampeline, we cant just go and bounce on people

BKLYNS HOMIE: ok

BKLYNS HOMIE: Michael

BKLYNS HOMIE: sucks

Bklynzballer: u going to ucon?

Bklynzballer: uconn?

BKLYNS HOMIE: jerk off

davepoobond: i’m going to UC

BKLYNS HOMIE: michael a.

Bklynzballer: oo

Bklynzballer: ashley has pimples like a dog

BKLYNS HOMIE: “Girls gone Wild”

Bklynzballer: yea…i wanna see that

Bklynzballer: aron arent u in that?

davepoobond: you should see the “Bare Wence Project”

davepoobond: its a stupid porno film

Bklynzballer: jay u got the bongs?

MDragon: yeah it sucks

BkLyNz LoCa: is this my sign to leave the chat?

Bklynzballer: anyways..

Bklynzballer: ::hands everyone a puerican flag::

XoBaByLoVeoX: wat sucks?

Bklynzballer: bare wence project

XoBaByLoVeoX: wat sucks?

BKLYNS HOMIE: I LIKE THE “BARE WENCH PROJECT”

BKLYNS HOMIE: tina and alma stay

MDragon: its so dumb..i saw it last night

MDragon: it sucks

BKLYNS HOMIE: “Ok,I told you the story,now she has to take off her top”

davepoobond: LOL

BKLYNS HOMIE: “You heard the guy show him your breast”

davepoobond: i gotta go bye

BKLYNS HOMIE: ::picks up top:

Bklynzballer: l8er jay

BKLYNS HOMIE: guy loser

OnlineHost: XoBaByLoVeoX has left the room.

BkLyNz LoCa: okay lets chaneg the sunject

BKLYNS HOMIE: bye*

Bklynzballer: k

Bklynzballer: school sucks

BKLYNS HOMIE: j/k

Lame Chat Rooms, Chat Logs

Bklynzballer53

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This entry is part 16 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 8, 2001.

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Bklynzballer53”. ***

OnlineHost: Bklynzballer has entered the room.

Bklynzballer: well…what am i?

Bklynzballer: black>

davepoobond: i told you i’m not gonna answer this question

Bklynzballer: if u dont answer me i wont be ure friend

Bklynzballer: just answer me

davepoobond: white

Bklynzballer: who is my biggest best friend

Bklynzballer: out of the whole school

davepoobond: what do you mean

Bklynzballer: like…who is my best pal that i always talk to in school

davepoobond: me?

davepoobond: i gotta go…

Bklynzballer: whos on?

davepoobond: no one, bye

Bklynzballer: l8er jay

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#7643: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 15 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 8, 2001.

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Bklynzballer: so…did u die?

Bklynzballer: i want the secret stash

Bklynzballer: hehehehe

davepoobond: nope, sorry

davepoobond: i’m still alive

Bklynzballer: we have to work together my man

Bklynzballer: just answer me this am i black or white?

davepoobond: you know

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#7641: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 13 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 8, 2001.

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Bklynzballer: u wer in school today

davepoobond: yeah so?

Bklynzballer: am i black?

davepoobond: ….

davepoobond: do you not know?

Bklynzballer: nope…

Bklynzballer: u must tell me

Bklynzballer: am i black or white….answer me

davepoobond: why?

davepoobond: you KNOW what you are

Bklynzballer: answer me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: i’m not gonna answer such a stupid question

Bklynzballer: if u dont answer uree gay

davepoobond: thats not possible

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#7637: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 9 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This took place on July 8, 2001.

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Bklynzballer: jason..u bens friend?

davepoobond: he’s a customer

davepoobond: i sell bongs to whoever wants them

Bklynzballer: and a fag

davepoobond: why do you think so?

Bklynzballer: dude….your my best friend

Bklynzballer: seriously…

davepoobond: seriously what?

Bklynzballer: ure my best friend

davepoobond: ok

Bklynzballer: am i ure best friend

davepoobond: i have lots of best friends

davepoobond: i guess you are too

Bklynzballer: well..im one of them

Bklynzballer: comeober

davepoobond: cant

Bklynzballer: dude…im makin buissness wit u

Bklynzballer: i need 2 bongs

davepoobond: i havent got anything to sell. i told you already

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#7635: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 7 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

This happened on July 8, 2001.

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Bklynzballer: yo jason

davepoobond: hey. do you know someone named pinkfairy?

Bklynzballer: no

davepoobond: er…the sn

davepoobond: she thought i was somone named Chris

davepoobond: and this guy named Jeff told her my sn

davepoobond: and her name is Ashley

davepoobond: do any of these names ring a bell?

Bklynzballer: why didnt u bring ure pliers

davepoobond: …ahhh

Bklynzballer: huh?

Bklynzballer: ???

davepoobond: cuz i didnt have any

davepoobond: they broke

Bklynzballer: we were suppose to kick bens ass

davepoobond: yeah, well, sorry

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#7634: Bklynzballer -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 6 of 26 in the series Bklynzballer

Right after the chat, he IMd davepoobond again. This was on July 7, 2001.

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Bklynzballer: you sell drugs?

davepoobond: no. just make bongs

Bklynzballer: well…get me a delivery of 12 bongs to my house

davepoobond: i dont have that much man

Bklynzballer: dude…tracy wants to get high

Bklynzballer: give me 2

davepoobond: i dont have any right now, i just sold my last one to someone

davepoobond: i havent got anything to make it with either

davepoobond: i wont get anything until the weekend

Bklynzballer: anyways….::sighs:: so..keep your bb-gun next to your pillow

Bklynzballer: i just got a metal handgun bb-gun.

davepoobond: thats awesome man

Bklynzballer: with 2 metal bb-s

Bklynzballer: im going to kill you………………………………………

davepoobond: where’d you get it?

davepoobond: why would you do that to a bong maker?

Bklynzballer: my dad found one in the woods while hunting for wild children

Bklynzballer: ……::cough:::

Bklynzballer: say…maybe tommorrow wen he goes to find wild dinner he’ll find you one 😀

davepoobond: cool