Q: Why did the old woman tie skates on the rocking chair?
A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.
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Joke #8852
Q: What did one cool alien say to the other?
A: Yo! You’re a far out dude!
Joke #8851
Q: What is black and white and blue all over?
A: A skunk in the North Pole
superduperdeadscript
superduperdeadscript – n. the subscript of a superscript of a superscript
supersubmarinescript
supersubmarinescript – n. the superscript of a subscript of a subscript
supersubscript
supersubscript – n. the superscript of a subscript
submarinescript
submarinescript – n. the subscript of a subscript
superduperscript
superduperscript – n. the superscript of a superscript
subperscript
subperscript – n. the subscript of a superscript
thinking cap
thinking cap – n. an imaginary thing that you put on your head that actually is supposed to help you think. Can be bought (or stolen) at any Target, K-Mart, or other fine stores that look like they may go bankrupt
sunnadaeg
sunnadaeg – n. to write “dust” in dust
aphro
aphro – n. the kind of afro white people get
cime
cime – n. part of a dime
chuscuss
chuscuss – v. to cuss out food
prachapre
prachapre – v. to crap your thong