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#10327: SkatDvss -> davepoobond
SkatDvss: hey
Auto response from davepoobond: i’m eating bow tie pasta
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
#10326: SkatDvss -> davepoobond
SkatDvss: hey
davepoobond: hi
SkatDvss: hey wats up
davepoobond: hi nothing much u
SkatDvss: are u doin home work
SkatDvss: im not
davepoobond: k
SkatDvss: are u
davepoobond: ya
davepoobond: no
SkatDvss: wat r u tryin to say
SkatDvss: k im not sure if ur there
davepoobond: k
SkatDvss: did u get mail
SkatDvss: hello
SkatDvss: :-P:-);-):-(:-(:-P:-*:-!:-!:-*:-D:-P=-O:-P:-P8-)
SkatDvss:
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SkatDvss: hello
SkatDvss: hey
davepoobond: hi
SkatDvss: did u get the e-mails
davepoobond: yeah…
SkatDvss: k good
SkatDvss: man u never answer
davepoobond: why should i answer them
davepoobond: i’m talking to u right now
SkatDvss: are u talkin to some one else
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: gtg bye
SkatDvss: bye
SkatDvss: bye
#10322: Billy Bot -> davepoobond
Billy is a bot that you can have a conversation with. It gets pretty funny when the bot goes all crazy after you say some stuff. The bot is in red, davepoobond is in blue.
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BILLY> what is your name?
USER> Dave
BILLY> where do you live?
USER> MyAss
BILLY> tell me a story.
DAVE> I dont like telling stories
BILLY> course!
DAVE> course i do
BILLY> i would i sure… just like sure!
DAVE> yes its nice
BILLY> is great quite will, all think do yeah go for a run later!
DAVE> i think i will go for a run now
BILLY> do you know will?
DAVE> yeah
BILLY> what’s your favorite sport?
DAVE> i dont have one
BILLY> same goes for me!
DAVE> really
BILLY> what’s your favorite book? 😉
DAVE> people fucking people — a true life porno book
BILLY> 0
DAVE> 8
BILLY> what’s your favorite movie?
DAVE> Lord of the Rings
BILLY> were we even talking about the rings?
DAVE> yes
BILLY> is lost quite not, is think nice of go for a run later.
DAVE> for a later go run not quite lost
BILLY>
DAVE> nothing
BILLY> never fine quite yeah, nice think no surprisingly go for a run later.
DAVE> go for a run later never nice think no fine quite surprisingly
BILLY> actually, my girlfriend has a run.
DAVE>
BILLY> yeah not quite yeah, fine think all its go for a run later.
#10321: Billy Bot -> davepoobond
Billy is a bot that you can have a conversation with. It gets pretty funny when the bot goes all crazy after you say some stuff. The bot is in red, davepoobond is in blue.
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BILLY> what is your name?
USER> I’m Stupid
BILLY> where do you live?
USER> In MyAss
BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, would you, great?
STUPID> yes, I would
BILLY> that is great!
STUPID> sure is
BILLY> what’s your favorite sport?
STUPID> fucking my wife
BILLY> if i had your wife, i would cherish it!
STUPID> i lost you
BILLY> see fine later, stupid!
STUPID> My name is Dave
BILLY> actually, my girlfriend has my name.
STUPID> My name is Dave
BILLY> were we even talking about your name?
STUPID> Yes
BILLY> now, that is what i like to hear.
STUPID> now i’m stupid forever
BILLY> am, i yes of yeah.
STUPID> yes of yeah
BILLY> that is the spirit, stupid.
STUPID> yes it is
BILLY> that is the spirit, stupid.
STUPID> who am i
BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, yes ok, too?
STUPID> yes ok too
BILLY> is great i saying all that we need some rain.
#10320: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: heeeey dave
davepoobond: hi
stimpyismyname: im gonna play counter strike
stimpyismyname: mmkay?
davepoobond: mmmdont care
stimpyismyname: mmfuckofff
stimpyismyname: poop troop
davepoobond: ur moms a poop toop
davepoobond: troop
stimpyismyname: what are your “big ideas”
stimpyismyname: or whatever
davepoobond: screwing ur mom up the asssss
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: i already thought of doin that to your mom
stimpyismyname: poop
stimpyismyname: bow wow kkk kkk bow wow kk k kk k kk k
stimpyismyname: whats that
stimpyismyname: its bulls on parade
davepoobond: right
stimpyismyname: farnelbee
stimpyismyname: ha
stimpyismyname: boy
stimpyismyname: im funny
stimpyismyname: yep..
—
End of IMs2.
#10319: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: aah
davepoobond: wat
stimpyismyname: ur mom
#10318: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: heeeeey davvvvve
davepoobond: hi
stimpyismyname: whatcha doin
stimpyismyname: squackle?
davepoobond: ya
davepoobond: wut are U doin
davepoobond: ur mom?
stimpyismyname: nope
stimpyismyname: yours of course
davepoobond: as always
stimpyismyname: xbox
davepoobond: get halo yet?
stimpyismyname: nope
stimpyismyname: no games
stimpyismyname: im gonna work on my xbox soundtrack
stimpyismyname: whee
davepoobond: o…k…?
#10317: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname
davepoobond: 20.73 right
stimpyismyname: yea
davepoobond: mine is gonna b funny
stimpyismyname: why..
davepoobond: you’ll see
stimpyismyname: pennies
stimpyismyname: or somethi
davepoobond: no
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: im sure its hillarious dvaid
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: no ones buyin from the squackle shop
davepoobond: booohooo
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: loooser
davepoobond: fuku
stimpyismyname: what
davepoobond: lol i farted and my step-dad heard it
davepoobond: and then he said “david!”
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: so david
stimpyismyname: hows ur weekend goin
davepoobond: boring
davepoobond: i saw barbershop
stimpyismyname: why
stimpyismyname: why david
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: david
stimpyismyname: did you fart again
stimpyismyname: did bill beat you this time
stimpyismyname: hey david
davepoobond: sorry, i was out for a while
stimpyismyname: oooohhh
stimpyismyname: now i get it
stimpyismyname: you were GONE
stimpyismyname: oooh
stimpyismyname: it makes so much more sense
davepoobond: no..
davepoobond: out as in unconcious
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: oooooh
stimpyismyname: reary?
stimpyismyname: smokin a lot?
stimpyismyname: hmm
stimpyismyname: out again?
stimpyismyname: i need a cyber smelling salt
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: but i took some time out to do ur mom
stimpyismyname: oh
davepoobond: she says hi
stimpyismyname: ur moms almost done with my pretzel
stimpyismyname: im gonna let her outta my ass soon
davepoobond: well then that’s good. then she can make me some dinner
stimpyismyname: it might smell a little
davepoobond: my dinner or your ass?
stimpyismyname: well both i guess
davepoobond: right
davepoobond: its almost breakfast time, tell her to come out of ur extremely large ass before 12
stimpyismyname: she likes it there
stimpyismyname: she put in a sleeping bag
stimpyismyname: i think shes planning to spend the night
stimpyismyname: its a big pretzel
davepoobond: wtf is with this pretzel
davepoobond: did u shove it up ur ass or something
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: we talked about it before
davepoobond: dude ur gayer than Harry and the Hendersons
stimpyismyname: uhh
stimpyismyname: dont know what that is
davepoobond: which is why you suck tremendously
davepoobond: i gtg bye
stimpyismyname: uh huh..
stimpyismyname: WHOOOOSH
stimpyismyname: get it?
davepoobond: a magnificent amount, u suck
davepoobond: bye
stimpyismyname: bye fag
stimpyismyname: gimme another pretzel
stimpyismyname: ur moms hungry
#10316: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: hey stoopid
stimpyismyname: doin more important stuff than talkin to me?
stimpyismyname: hmpf!
davepoobond: yeah actually i was
stimpyismyname: like what
davepoobond: installing westwood chat so i can play command and conquer online
#10315: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: hey daaave
davepoobond: hey markkk
stimpyismyname: hi
davepoobond: G Gundam is on
stimpyismyname: dont CARE
stimpyismyname: ITS ALWAYS FUCKING ON
davepoobond: so is ur mom
stimpyismyname: AAAHHHH!!!
stimpyismyname: GAAAYYYY!!
stimpyismyname: so is ur mom on my bagel
stimpyismyname: i dont think i have to say where the bagel is
davepoobond: in ur ass?
davepoobond: cuz you like stuffing stuff up there
stimpyismyname: like your mom
stimpyismyname: you never said that you were a jackass on squackle
stimpyismyname: im dissapointed in you david
davepoobond: sorry about that…i’ll remember next time
stimpyismyname: u better
stimpyismyname: or u get a pointy stick in the eye
#10314: SkatDvss -> davepoobond
SkatDvss: hey this is abdo
davepoobond: hey
SkatDvss: wat are u doin
davepoobond: homework
SkatDvss: hahaha
davepoobond: ya just wait till ur in 11th grade
SkatDvss: k
SkatDvss: i lik ur buddy icon
davepoobond: heh
SkatDvss: do u remmber me
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: i went to ur house..
SkatDvss: play xbox
davepoobond: ya…
SkatDvss: im bored
davepoobond: haha
davepoobond: go to bed
SkatDvss: no
SkatDvss: why hell no
davepoobond: ?
SkatDvss: are u don with ur homwork
davepoobond: a power point presentation
SkatDvss: my mom likes power point
SkatDvss: brb
SkatDvss: got to go poo
SkatDvss: back
davepoobond: heh
SkatDvss: is school hard for u
SkatDvss: 11th grade
davepoobond: eh just Spanish 3
SkatDvss: oh
SkatDvss: i g2g
SkatDvss: see ya
SkatDvss: bye
davepoobond: bye
#10313: Holmes -> davepoobond
Holmes: Hey, I’ve been thinkin, you wanna get it on tomorrow night
davepoobond: oh yeah baby
Holmes: I alrighty then, what time and place
davepoobond: 5:00
davepoobond: cuz at 7, i gotta watch transformers armada
Holmes: fair enough
Holmes: alright. well see ya at 5, later
#10312: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname
davepoobond: blah
stimpyismyname: you should buy soldier of fortune: double helix
stimpyismyname: for pc
stimpyismyname: or doom 3
davepoobond: yes tell me more
stimpyismyname: stfu
stimpyismyname: poo
davepoobond: U
davepoobond: !
stimpyismyname: :-):-(;-):-P:-P=-O:-*=-O:-*>:o
davepoobond: :'(
stimpyismyname: :-):-(:-*>:o8-)
stimpyismyname: >:o:-P:-(;-):-*;-)8-):-*=-O
stimpyismyname: =-O:-P:-(:-*:-(:-P;-)
stimpyismyname: =-O;-):-(;-):-P;-):-(>:o:-(
stimpyismyname: im faaast
stimpyismyname: :-[:-!:-$:-[:-!:-$:-\:-[:-!:-[O:-):-[:-[O:-):-$O:-):-[
davepoobond: 1111
stimpyismyname: mmmhmm
stimpyismyname: “Let’s do the Fooka Fooka”
stimpyismyname: what game is that song from
davepoobond: i dont see those quote things ur doing
stimpyismyname: i’ll give you a hint
davepoobond: i see ”
stimpyismyname: its the only game u ever beat
davepoobond: super mario rpg?
stimpyismyname: yep
stimpyismyname: ha
davepoobond: ur mom
stimpyismyname: nope
stimpyismyname: urs
stimpyismyname: bitch
davepoobond: did u happen to catch today’s insallment of DBZ?
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: FKUCKJLKUUUUUUUU
stimpyismyname: i dont watch that gay shit
stimpyismyname: andy does tho
davepoobond: did he record it
stimpyismyname: did u miss it or somethin
davepoobond: yea
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: who gives a crap
davepoobond: i need a recap from someone
stimpyismyname: its so gay
stimpyismyname: just watch the next episode
davepoobond: dude this is the episode where goku goes SSJ3! 3 goddamit
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: uhhh
stimpyismyname: youre…. gay?
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: thought so
davepoobond: ur mom
stimpyismyname: nope
stimpyismyname: urs
stimpyismyname: bitch
davepoobond: URS
stimpyismyname: burn in hell
davepoobond: burn in ur moms womb
stimpyismyname: that took u a while, eh?
davepoobond: i was eating a klondike bar
stimpyismyname: uh huh
stimpyismyname: sure
davepoobond: i WAS
stimpyismyname: uh huh
stimpyismyname: sure
davepoobond: i’ll bring the fucking wrapper to school tomorrow
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: i need it carbon dated
stimpyismyname: down to minutes
davepoobond: i need ur mom carbon dated
stimpyismyname: and get the papers notarized
stimpyismyname: u FAG
stimpyismyname: and gimme a bagel
davepoobond: from goldstein’s or just a reg. bagel
stimpyismyname: golodstiens
davepoobond: precut?
stimpyismyname: sure
stimpyismyname: brb!
stimpyismyname: ok!
stimpyismyname: im back!
davepoobond: ok! great!
stimpyismyname: yesss!!!
davepoobond: what?
stimpyismyname: huh?
davepoobond: 9
stimpyismyname: wheres my bagell
davepoobond: i’m sorry, i put my penis through the hole, and ur mom is trying to eat the bagel now
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: im talking to her right now
stimpyismyname: ha
davepoobond: right..
davepoobond: i knew htat
davepoobond: that
stimpyismyname: she just saw what u wrote
davepoobond: crap
davepoobond: ummm
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: all fun and games,
davepoobond: yes…
davepoobond: la la la la
stimpyismyname: shes gonna beat your ass now
davepoobond: did she really?
stimpyismyname: yea
davepoobond: ah crap
davepoobond: i guess i’ll just stay away from ur house now
davepoobond: houses
stimpyismyname: good
davepoobond: no, but seriously she did
stimpyismyname: unless u want a pointy stick up your ass
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: good
davepoobond: u had me goin there for a bit
davepoobond: u ass
stimpyismyname: yea i know
stimpyismyname: it was funny
stimpyismyname: my mom was lughin too
davepoobond: wtf
stimpyismyname: *laughin
stimpyismyname: god ur too easy
stimpyismyname: ha…
davepoobond: ur moms easy
Auto response from stimpyismyname: wakka wakka do!!
#10311: davepoobond -> Ghost5050
davepoobond: did u happen to catch today’s insallment of DBZ?
Ghost5050: no sorry
Ghost5050: i dont have cable
davepoobond: damn how do u live
Ghost5050: hahaha
Ghost5050: GAMES
Ghost5050: of course
Ghost5050: is the DBZ new or is it those shity old ones where they talk for like 1 whole episode then charge up for 30 minutes and fight for only 3 minutes and then talk for the rest of the shwow?
davepoobond: umm
davepoobond: its Majin Buu saga
davepoobond: but it basically is like that
Ghost5050: o
Ghost5050: hes the pink guy rite?
davepoobond: yeah
Ghost5050: the fat and the skinny one
davepoobond: but its goin a lot faster than freiza
davepoobond: the small one
Ghost5050: whos the fat one?
davepoobond: pink = buu
davepoobond: small wizard guy = babidi
Ghost5050: ?
Ghost5050: isnt there 2 pink guys
davepoobond: no..
davepoobond: not yet anyway
Ghost5050: YEA
davepoobond: goku is goin SSJ3
Ghost5050: THERES 1 FAT PINIK GUY AND 1 SKINNY PINK GUY
davepoobond: i dont know
davepoobond: \\\\\\\//////\\\\\\///// ow