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Joke #11109
Q: Why did the boy stick a hose in his friend’s ear?
A: He wanted to brainwash him.
Joke #11108
Q: What do you call a priest on a cell phone?
A: A roamin’ Catholic.
Joke #11107
Q: What did the girl melon say when the boy melon proposed?
A: We’re too young, we cantaloupe.
Joke #11106
Q: What did the leaves name their sons?
A: Russel.
Joke #11091
Q: Why did Ozzy Osbourne get fired from his job at the candy store?
A: He couldn’t stop biting the heads off the chocolate bunnies.
Download: Cashflood
Cashflood (13.2 KiB, 2,782 hits)
A "cheat" program for the now non-existant site CashWars. Doesn't work anymore, because CashWars doesn't exist but if you want to see what it is, try it out anyway. Its pretty much useless.
Download: Virtual Tour
Virtual Tour (473.1 KiB, 2,252 hits)
A panoramic view of some weird place...don't know what it is...
Download: X-Force
X-Force (957.7 KiB, 2,663 hits)
X-Force was a free server for StarCraft way back in the day. It had relatively no one on it compared to Battle.net, which meant NO LAG. It doesn't work anymore because StarCraft has had patches since then, and I don't think X-Force was ever updated to keep up with it. Everything that was needed to use X-Force was in this file. Its more of a legacy download now than something you can actually use.
Download: Magintta’s Dice Proctor (Only for AOL)
Magintta's Dice Proctor (only for AOL) (33.2 KiB, 2,983 hits)
This is only for AOL, and counts the "points" or whatever for dice in AOL chat rooms when you roll the dice in there. Maginnta's site is supposedly down now, so this is pry gonna be one of the only places you can find it. I have no idea if it works with newer versions of AOL.
Download: M&Ms Screensaver
M&Ms Screensaver (72.0 KiB, 1,581 hits)
An M&Ms Screensaver thingy...you figure out how to use it. I don't know how. "M&M's screen saver...melts in your hard drive, not on your floppy disk" - Holmes
Download: Slippery Mouse
Slippery Mouse (5.3 KiB, 3,400 hits)
Want a challenge using your mouse? Take it to the next level of extremeeeeenesss!!! Submitted by Holmes. It makes your mouse "slippery" so that its hard to control it. Its fun. Try running it twice at once... (thanks to DigitalX for this program comment)
Download: KKND2 (English) Patch
KKND2 (English) Patch (417.2 KiB, 3,762 hits)
this is the one and only patch made for the game KKND2. It was EXTREMELY hard to find it, but I did. So, I hope this will come of use to you if you have KKND2: Krossfire. The way you "install" it, is that you go into the main folder of KKND2, and move the 2 files in this zip file into it, and say yes to anything that comes up. The patch includes a rudimentary online mode.
Download: OK Buttons
OK Buttons (152.1 KiB, 1,627 hits)
A stupid little program that it asks if you want some buttons and if you say yes, it puts a bunch of OK buttons on your screen. Its something to do if you're bored.
Download: Shit Talker v1.2
If the first file doesn’t work, use the 2nd download. Windows XP looks to be required, since the program is so old and has not been updated. If you have Windows 7, YOU SHOULD RUN IN WINDOWS XP COMPATIBILITY MODE IF YOU HAVE ANY HOPE OF IT WORKING.
It definitely doesn’t work in Windows 8.1 or Windows 10 even with compatibility mode. If you have any info on how to get it working on modern machines, please let us know in the comments.
This program was initially made by a guy named “Jaundice.”
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Shit Talker v1.2 (No Install, ZIP) (483.6 KiB, 13,705 hits)
A funny ass thing that you can make talk and make prank phone calls with. you type in stuff and it'll say it. it has an assortment of voices already made, and you can make custom voices.
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Shit Talker v1.2 (Install, EXE) (536.2 KiB, 13,160 hits)
Download this if the file above does not work on your computer. It will do an actual install of the program, and will most likely work.
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