Q: What did the short-order cook give his girlfriend when they became engaged?
A: A fourteen-karat onion ring.
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Joke #11304
Q: Why did everyone call the Cyclops a playboy?
A: He had an eye for the ladies.
Joke #11303
“Did you hear the one about the lovesick frogs?”
“No. How does it end?”
“…and they lived hoppily ever after.”
Joke #11302
Q: Whom do birds marry?
A: Their tweet hearts.
Joke #11301
Q: What did the snake give his girlfriend on their first date?
A: A good-night hiss.
high school syndrome
high school syndrome – n. a medical condition in which you always like to have drama going on around you
Joke #11299
Will you remember me tomorrow?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me next week?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me next year?
Of course I will.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
See, you forgot me already!
Joke #11298
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce get married.
Joke #11297
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?
Joke #11296
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher arms around me, honey, and hold me tight.
Joke #11295
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore am glad you called.
Joke #11294
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking a lot about you lately.
Joke #11293
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I give you a kiss good night?
Joke #11292
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to be my valentine?
Joke #11291
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma so happy you asked me to be your valentine.