“I’m gonna make her clean with that Fabulosa she made me buy. Get down on that toilet, bitch!”
– a girl at school
All posts by davepoobond
Quote #22613
“I like manly guys. Guys that shoot guys, eat meat, play football but I don’t want just some dumb lug. You need to have a brain too.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22612
“I’m not a very affectionate person”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22610
“oh yeah im a nerd:) listening to music while studying”
– a caption of a picture from a girl’s dating profile.
Quote #22609
About Me:
“heyy yu can call me kayy.! im an outqoinq person who loves makkin friends && meetinq new people..im in no hurry to b in a relationship..i think real love comes unexxpectley.! love is blind.! soo yu wna qet to knw mee ima messaqe away.! please noo creeps..im onlyy 21 soo if yur 30..qet the hell off my profilee 😀 haha ttyl hopefulyy.!
all i qotta sayy is by far myy fave quotee..”a man who treats his qirl like a princess juss means he was raised by a queen” #nuff saidd :D”
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First Date:
“suprisee mee.! juss dnt expect myy 1st datee to b in yur car or in you pants.! haha”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22607
“NO black guys, PLEASE.
Im not racist,im a realist. Its not stereotypig, just pure statistics.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
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defrosta – n. a food delicacy in which you freeze cooked pasta and then defrost it in the microwave.
Quote #22599
“ALSO IF YOU ARE SHIRTLESS POSING LIKE YOU ARE GOD’S GIFT, DONT BOTHER MESSAGING ME…AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE STANDING IN FRONT OF A URINAL OR SHOWER IN A TOWEL…ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME????”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22598
“hi im becca…IM ****ING AWESOME!!!! I have been in a relationship now for a little over a year and I wouldn’t change it for the world… This man showed me what it is like to live again. He showed me how to love and trust again any I didn’t think that it was possible… I have the best man and boyfriend that I could ever imagine or ask for… I love him with all my heart! If you want to be friends that’s cool with me but anything more then that I’d have to tell you to not even try!!! You wont get anywhere and you can really just get lost!!! I love my baby and no one is Gunna take me from him or take that away from me…”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22597
“Okay, look. I just left someone who was trying to pressure me into having sex, the unconventional way. (Oh, we’ll get married, this and that, but I HAVE to have sex, can’t wait, etc etc) and I am NOT HAVING IT. If you’re trying to get in my pants, and I’m not saying you are, but if it so happens you are, you’re not getting any. I’m sorry. I’m holding out for a long time, so date one of these other women. I don’t judge them, and I don’t believe I’m better than them. In fact, I used to be in the same boat as many of them. As I’ve gotten older, things have changed. Maybe it’ll just be me for the rest of my life, but it certainly won’t be me and random strangers, or soon-to-be strangers after a few dates of no nooky.”
– from a girl’s dating(?) profile
Quote #22591
“I am a total girly girl who grew up a Tom boy.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22590
“If ur rockin a cat in ur pic….ur gay…hahah k sooo…hmmmmmmmmmmm..are u .down with the thickness???? i looooooove white guys!!!!!and jokes:)!!!
What kind of shoes does a theif wear?! ………SNEAKErS!!! Get it?! Lmfao. I knoo that one is killin yuh right now ;)”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22589
“*if your.name is baby joker……shadow puppet….or lil dreamer…DO NOT I Repeat donot hit me up!!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22587
“And Last but not Least, I’ve come to realize there are ALOT OF Tranny’s on this website..So lets MAKE THIS CLEAR: I’m 100% FEMALE, I was born a FEMALE and will stay a FEMALE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE..It’s so insulting to get messages about if I’m a GUY OR GIRL…So now all you guys know..I’M FEMALE!!!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22580
“If you play WOW, COD or any other stupid ass game, move on….your a grown up.”
– from a girl’s dating profile