Q: What does a space creature become after it is one year old?
A: Two years old.
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Joke #11658
Q: Why did the space-mother keep her baby in the record player?
A: Because it had an automatic changer.
Joke #11657
Q: What’s green and has red spots?
A: A Martian with measles.
Joke #11656
Q: What did the space creature say when he first saw an octopus?
A: How do you do, how do you do, how do you do, how do you do…
Joke #11655
Q: A hen from the planet Venus can lay an egg four inches long. Can you beat that?
A: Yes, with an egg beater.
Joke #11653
Q: Why do astronauts like to wear big watches?
A: They like to have a big time.
Joke #11652
Q: How did the space creature catch a rabbit?
A: He stood behind a tree and made noises like a carrot.
Joke #11651
Q: Why don’t astronauts get hungry in space?
A: Because they just had launch.
Joke #11650
Q: A creature from space fell out of his flying saucer and wasn’t hurt. How come?
A: He was wearing a light fall suit.
raindeer
raindeer – n. a species of deer that is made completely of freshly condensed rain. They explode instantaneously when they take their first shit, which results in a mild sprinkle of rain. Raindeers are expected to live one to two hours before having to take a shit.
Joke #11641
Q: What animal drops down from the sky?
A: The raindeer.
Joke #11640
Q: What’s green and can jump a mile a second?
A: A Martian with the hiccups.
spacebee
spacebee – n. a form of mutated bee that has figured out a way to not only fly out of the Earth’s atmosphere and live, but to survive in the dredges of space. Rumored to be biomechanical in nature, and not purely mechanical as the popular belief states. Nor are spacebees regular bees in spacesuits.
buzziness
buzziness – n. business as it pertains to bees or spacebees. <see spacebee>
Joke #11637
Q: What did one spacebee say to the other spacebee?
A: None of your buzziness.