Yourmomzee: OMG LOOKOUT BEHIND YOU

Yourmomzee: HOLY FUCK

Yourmomzee: IN THE WINDOW

davepoobond: oh noooo my greeen walllsss

Yourmomzee: NO SHIT DUDE

davepoobond: oh noooooo

davepoobond: oh noooooooooooo

Yourmomzee: THERES A FUCKIN GUY

Yourmomzee: WITH A KNIFE

davepoobond: nooooooooooooooooooooooo

davepoobond: theres a guy

davepoobond: with a dildo

davepoobond: actually

Yourmomzee: WOAH

Yourmomzee: TMI DUDE

davepoobond: ;0

Yourmomzee: I DONT WANNA KNOW BOUT YOUR SEX LIFE

davepoobond: yes you do

Yourmomzee: OK YOU CAUGHT ME

davepoobond: i know you do

Yourmomzee: JUST LIKE THAT GUY BEHIND YOU

Yourmomzee: IS GONNA CATCH YOU

davepoobond: yeah

Yourmomzee: OH SHIT

Yourmomzee: FUUCK TURN AROUND

davepoobond: he’s under the covers right now

Yourmomzee: OMG

davepoobond: nekkid

Yourmomzee: DEAR LORD

Yourmomzee: HE’S WEARING GREEN PANTS

davepoobond: he’s like really big right

Yourmomzee: AND A CHECKERED SHIRT

davepoobond: he looks like a wall and everything

Yourmomzee: NO HE’S ON YOUR BED

davepoobond: and he has cuffs on his pants

davepoobond: that look like drawers

davepoobond: oh wait

davepoobond: you meant the guy i just killed in the bed

davepoobond: yeah thats right

davepoobond: i killed him

Yourmomzee: OMG CALL THE PO-LICE

davepoobond: poor lice?

Yourmomzee: AMBER LAMPS

davepoobond: i didnt know lice had a socioeconomical system

Yourmomzee: POLICE

Yourmomzee: PO PO

Yourmomzee: FIVE OH

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: i dont know what you mean

Yourmomzee: NICE GO TEEE

davepoobond: why thank you

Yourmomzee: /SARCASM

davepoobond: :((((((((((

davepoobond:

Yourmomzee: AW

Yourmomzee: =3

davepoobond: r u a girl

Yourmomzee: WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW

davepoobond: a hot girl?

Yourmomzee: IM THE FUCKIN GUY IN YOUR WINDOW

Yourmomzee: LOOKOUT

davepoobond: how do you type

davepoobond: with your mind?

Yourmomzee: FACEBOOK MOBILE

Yourmomzee: DUHHH

davepoobond: chatroulette has a conduit through facebook?

Yourmomzee: IT DOES NOW

davepoobond: wow

davepoobond: caps lock is cruise control for cool btw

Yourmomzee: YOU SURE ARE A QUICK ONE

davepoobond: i am

davepoobond: in bed

Yourmomzee: MY KEYBOARD IS BROKE

davepoobond: ohhhhhhh

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yourmomzee: SO I CANT TURN ON CAPS

Yourmomzee: LOCK

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yourmomzee: I MAKE THAT SOUND IN BED

davepoobond: but wh-y

Yourmomzee: WITH YOUR MOM

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yourmomzee: BURN

davepoobond: sick burnnnnnnnnnn

davepoobond: wow twins

davepoobond: stop copying me

Yourmomzee: YOU’RE COPYING ME BRO

davepoobond: no man

davepoobond: i thought it first

Yourmomzee: HAHA SEE I FUCKIN TOLD YOU

Yourmomzee: TURN AROUND

Yourmomzee: EVERY NOW N THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT CLOSER

davepoobond: it was just my dog

davepoobond: you wanna see her

Yourmomzee: DEPENDS WHAT DOG MEANS

Yourmomzee: HOT DOG? NO TY

Yourmomzee: SEEN ENOUGH

Yourmomzee: OH SHIT

Yourmomzee: WHATS HER NAME

Yourmomzee: WAIT

Yourmomzee: SALY

Yourmomzee: SALLY

davepoobond: Danny

Yourmomzee: I TOLD YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU THERES A KILLER DOG

davepoobond: killer dog with a knife

Yourmomzee: I HAD A HAMPSTER NAMED DANNY

Yourmomzee: WHEN I WAS IN 6TH GRADE

Yourmomzee: HE DIED

davepoobond: sorry to hear

davepoobond: i had a teacher named Mrs. Judy

Yourmomzee: YEAH ITS OK IT WAS AWHILE AGO

davepoobond: she died

Yourmomzee: AWW

Yourmomzee: RIP JUDY

davepoobond: and a teacher named Mrs. Clement

davepoobond: she was the walking dead

davepoobond: she taught science

Yourmomzee: SCIENCE RULES

davepoobond: but she shoulda taught history

davepoobond: CAUSE SHE’S THAT OLD

Yourmomzee: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

davepoobond: GET IT

Yourmomzee: OMG CAUSE SHE’S TAHT OLD RIGHT

davepoobond: OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO GOOD

Yourmomzee: I FUCKIN SAW THAT COMIN IAN

davepoobond: DUDE

davepoobond: WE’RE LIKE

davepoobond: TOTALLY ATTUNED TO ONE ANOTHER

Yourmomzee: SHIT DUDE YOURE ON MY LVL

davepoobond: YEAH, LVL 80

davepoobond: LOLOL

Yourmomzee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

davepoobond: GET ITTTT

Yourmomzee: YOU PLAY WOW

davepoobond: YES

Yourmomzee: NO FUCKIN WAY

davepoobond: YES FUCKIN WAY

Yourmomzee: NOW YOURE EMBARRASSED

Yourmomzee: LOOK AT YOU

Yourmomzee: IM ON RIGHT NOW

davepoobond: WHAT SERVER

Yourmomzee: DUDE WATCH YOURE IN MY GUILD

davepoobond: probably

Yourmomzee: DARK IRON

davepoobond: fail

Yourmomzee: EPIC WIN

davepoobond: <- Ner’zhul

Yourmomzee: YOU MUST BE HORDE

davepoobond: ally

Yourmomzee: OK THANK GOD

davepoobond: yeah i hate horde too

Yourmomzee: CAUSE YOU DONT SEEM LIKE AN ASSHOLE JOHN

davepoobond: at least on my server

Yourmomzee: CAN I CALL YOU JOHN

davepoobond: sure

Yourmomzee: WHATS YOUR NAME

Yourmomzee: DANNY?

davepoobond: ill call you Antoine

davepoobond: Dave

Yourmomzee: OK JOHN

Yourmomzee: IM GOIGN FOR LOREMASTER RIGHT NOW

davepoobond: i did that like last year

Yourmomzee: HAHAHA FAIL

davepoobond: im working on the insane

Yourmomzee: DUDE

Yourmomzee: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT TODAY

Yourmomzee: I HAVE A FRIEND WHO’S DOIN IT

davepoobond: what a nub!

Yourmomzee: ITS FUCKIN INSANE

davepoobond: save your pristine black diamonds

Yourmomzee: OH SHIT YOURE SERIOUS

Yourmomzee: YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT

davepoobond: thats just a tip

Yourmomzee: I DONT HAVE ANY

Yourmomzee: THATS NOT THE HARD PART DAVE

davepoobond: well then i guess you cant save any???

Yourmomzee: ITS THE DARKMOON REP

davepoobond: you think thats the hard part?

davepoobond: thats just a money sink

Yourmomzee: I HAVE 791G

davepoobond: if you’re totally inept at making money, yeah i guess itd be hard

davepoobond: i have like 100k

Yourmomzee: DUDE IS THAT ALL YOU DO

Yourmomzee: IS CHATROULETTE AND WOW

davepoobond: yeah pretty much

Yourmomzee: DAMN

davepoobond: life is cool

Yourmomzee: ME TO

Yourmomzee: YOU SHOULD SEND ME SOME G

Yourmomzee: I MEAN YOU DONT NEED 100KI

davepoobond: and i fuck around with my web site

Yourmomzee: DAVEISKEWL.COM

davepoobond: ya

Yourmomzee: I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE

davepoobond: great to know it

Yourmomzee: PS

Yourmomzee: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU DAVE

Yourmomzee: OMFG

Yourmomzee: WHAT WAS THAT SERVER

davepoobond: ner’zhul

Yourmomzee: WHATS YOUR NAME

davepoobond: US

davepoobond: Zierkka

Yourmomzee: IMA MAKE A CHAR

davepoobond: sounds good bro

Yourmomzee: XFER TO DARK IRON BRO

Yourmomzee: WE’RE THE SHIT

Yourmomzee: HAVE YOU DOWNED THE LK

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: i’m in a icc25 hard mode group

davepoobond: guild

davepoobond: everything but H-LK down so far

Yourmomzee: OH FUCK DUDE

Yourmomzee: YOUR REALM POP. IS HIGH

Yourmomzee: IM WORKIN ON 10 MAN LK

davepoobond: normal?

Yourmomzee: MY GUILDS BEEN WIPING FOR WEEKS IT SUCKS

Yourmomzee: YES

Yourmomzee: NORMAL

davepoobond: dude ill totally get on

davepoobond: and you can see my gear

davepoobond: go to IF

Yourmomzee: k i made a dwarf pally

Yourmomzee: haha this is hilarious