More and more people are getting divorced these days. That’s because now it’s easier to get divorced than ever before. Pretty soon they’ll do away with divorce all together and just give money-back guarantees on marriages.
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Joke #12734
I have a buddy who is so tough that he once punched a tub of margarine because he didn’t like the way it said, “Butter” to him.
Joke #12733
I heard about a dairy farmer who became a millionaire by investing in cheese and putting all his profits in Swiss cheese banks.
Joke #12731
Do you want to know a way to drive people crazy? Walk up to a complete stranger and say, “It’s good to see you again, you lucky dog. So, you finally struck it rich! Well, see you at the reading of the will.”
Then rush away before that person can say anything.
alimony
alimony – n. the billing without the cooing
Joke #12729
There’s a horse out in Hollywood who has made 10 pictures. He’s not a star. He just does bit parts.
crick
crick – n. the noise a Japanese camera makes
Joke #12727
Q: What is a crick?
A: That’s the noise a Japanese camera makes.
Joke #12726
They just opened up a place for aged, broken down Volkswagens. It’s an Old Volks Home.
Joke #12725
Q: What did the robot say when he ran out of electricity?
A: “AC come, AC go.”
Joke #12724
My boss is so cheap, her purse has rusted shut.
Joke #12723
MR. DUNKLEY: “Why is this letter so damp?”
MRS. DUNKLEY: “Maybe there’s postage dew.”
Joke #12722
How about that Rock and Roll singer whose last record was a big flop? His manager says he’s suffering from a slipped disc.
Joke #12721
Then there was the teenaged son of a farmer who didn’t want to plant any more crops. He claimed it was too corny.
Joke #12720
I read in a newspaper about a kangaroo in the Bronx Zoo who has no pep. The vet diagnosed him as out of bounds.