“Yesterday my wife teased her hair and it looks like she really made it mad!”
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Joke #13176
The cost of living is so high that now the only thing that the average husband can put aside for a rainy day is an umbrella.
Joke #13175
AL: “I just got rid of a nagging headache.”
HAL: “How did you do it?”
AL: “I sent her back to her mother’s.”
Joke #13174
A mother who has a neat housekeeper looked at her teenaged son’s messy room and said, “Just because we live in a ranch house, that’s no excuse for your room to look like a stable!”
Joke #13173
My wife is really suspicious. If I tell her I’m sitting up a with a pal who has a bad cold, I’d better come home sniffling and sneezing.
Joke #13172
OVERHEARD: “I won’t say my wife is a bad cook, but how can anyone burn cornflakes?”
Joke #13171
LITTLE TEDDY: “What is your father doing?”
LITTLE EDDY: “According to my mother, as little as possible.”
Joke #13170
My brother-in-law is a big eater. Some people are born with a silver spoon in their mouths. He was born with a shovel in his hand.
Joke #13169
Ask any mother — the average kid uses soap like it came out of his allowance.
Joke #13168
I haven’t spoken to my wife in three weeks. I don’t like to interrupt her when she’s talking.
Joke #13167
Husbands, if your wife drives you crazy by chattering all day, get back at her by snoring all night.
Joke #13166
My husband isn’t too bright. He thinks that in order to make wine, you have to milk the grapes.
Joke #13165
My daughter’s having a slight disagreement with her boyfriend about their wedding. She wants a big church wedding and he wants to stay single.
Joke #13164
My husband is so modest, he swears his birthday suit came with two pairs of trousers and a vest.
Joke #13163
My wife is so modest, she blindfolds herself while taking a shower.