“Sam dropped his money on the sidewalk; however, when he looked for it, he couldn’t find it nowhere”
– from a book
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Quote #13837
“They is coming to the party tomorrow night”
– from a book
Quote #13836
“The restaurant prided itself on its chef who made cakes in the shape of the George Washington bridge”
– from a book
Quote #13835
“The waiter spoke only German, but the Chef could speak five Languages”
– from a book
Quote #13834
“‘oh Yes!’ said bill. “you always use a pencil on these Tests.'”
– from a book
Quote #13833
“‘if you are going to the market,’ said uncle henry, ‘Why not get me some pipe tobacco?'”
– from a book
Joke #13832
Q: What kind of socks do pirates wear?
A: Arrrgyle socks.
Joke #13831
Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling!
Joke #13830
Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie!
Joke #13829
Q: What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?
A: Good mews!
Joke #13828
Q: What do you call it when our feline friends show good manners?
A: Eti-cat, of course!
Joke #13827
Q: What do you call a setter who can’t point?
A: Disa-pointing!
Joke #13826
Q: What do you call it when 3,000 dogs and cats get sent to the pound?
A: A doggone catastrophe!
bitemare
bitemare – n. a dream in which animals are attacking you
Joke #13823
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah more holiday jokes, please!