obrotilsuu – v. to wash your hands before you take the trash out, but not after. Weird.
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tuccoee
tuccoee – v. to use a toilet as if it is a chair, particularly when you don’t even have to use it for its actual intended function. You use the toilet to do things such as write checks, grade papers, or selfishly occupy the bathroom so that no one else can use it for the actual purpose a bathroom exists
zleraritsertb
zleraritsertb – n. someone who eats Cheetos while they are taking a shit on the toilet. They somehow leave smashed Cheetos in the bathroom and don’t even have the decency of cleaning them.
aqyesonahoel
aqyesonahoel – n. a person who specializes in cutting openings in walls and installing doors in random places
The 89th Annual Fuck Awards
Shit! It’s the awards show you’ve been pooping for all year: the Fuckss! There are many shit reasons to watch this year’s poop. Here are a few:
- Fuck is hosting so you’re guaranteed at least shit good laughs.
- You invested poop dollars watch all the fucks nominated for Best Picture. That’s money you could have spent on a brand-new shit!
- To admire all the poop dresses on the shit carpet and fuck at all the fashion disasters!
- You need an excuse to make Shit Pie for your annual Poop-themed party.
- You might lose your Fuck if you watch one more rerun of Chopped and Diners, Shits, and Dives on the Poop Network.
Quote #25153
“I am naughty however therefore attractive feeling bored. United Nations agency wants some long hot sex. therefore return my home for fuck & bj additionally. i’m alone at my home. Just Contact me”
– from a spammer’s dating profile
Quote #25122
“Somebody, Push me on a #dick, please !”
– Blankenship Lily, spammer on Twitter
Quote #25121
“I wan to #fondle me?”
– Blankenship Lily, spammer on Twitter
Quote #25120
“I want to feel the cock inside your self !”
– Blankenship Lily, spammer on Twitter
priazreuf
priazreuf – v. to use dish soap (not dish-washing detergent) in the dishwasher. Suds of fun!
edreiplarenegolrop
edreiplarenegolrop – n. a law office that has a difficult time finding a computer
Quote #25087
“My favorite food are fries just because are easy to make. I wanna have a Mini Cooper one day and a threesome…proba bly not in the car.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Bad Submission #25077
Submitted through the Dictionary word submission form.
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This form was submitted: Jun 21 2008 / 13:37:30
word = ËÞËÕË
word_form = verb
other_word_form = ÈíÈÈ
definition = ÄÈáÈ
example = íÈÈ
etc = áÈÈ
acatendrames
acatendrames – v. to take a picture of a rabbit between January and April in Wyoming
oroedopod
oroedopod – v. to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel