Q: What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?
A: A food chain.
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Joke #23472
Q: What’s red, yellow, orange, green, purple, and blue, an ate all over?
A: A bowl of Fruity Pebbles
Joke #23471
Q: What is purple, round, and grouchy?
A: A sour grape.
Joke #23470
Q: How many lemons grow on a tree?
A: All of them.
Joke #23469
Q: What’s the fruitiest stone that can be found?
A: Limestone.
Joke #23468
Q: What do you have when 324 blueberries try to get through the same door?
A: A blueberry jam.
Joke #23467
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: Dino-mite!
Quote #23466
“What if the stories I wrote came true? Know what I’d write? I’d write a story about a boy whose stories came true. Actually, that’s what this story is about. Think it will come true? Am I confusing you yet?”
– RL Stine
Quote #23465
“This may be the coldest book I ever wrote. It’s all snow and ice and freezing winds. It was very different to write — mainly because it’s hard to type when you’re wearing mittens!”
– RL Stine
Quote #23464
“I think telephones are scary. You never know who’s on the other end of the line. So I decided to write about scary phone calls. If you like this book — please don’t call me!”
– RL Stine
Joke #23463
Q: Did you know that a man once flew off the top of the Empire State Building and lived?
A: He lived until he hit the ground!
Quote #23462
“This book started from something that ahppened in my family. My brother started thinking he was a chicken. We probably should have taken him to a doctor. But we needed the eggs!”
– RL Stine (from the book Goosebumps Chicken Chicken)
urma
urma – n. clothing made from plastic bottles
Quote #23459
“Mr. Pillips philosophy for writing well:
It is easier to edit than it is to create”
– Mr. Pillips
Quote #23458
“She gave me those wieners so that I could be a champion, and I’m not going to let her down now!”
– from the television