First Date:
“Sprinke me baby”
– from a girl’s dating profile
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Quote #23588
“19TEEN , 4’6 (FUNSiZE) , BiSEXUAL , LiViN LiFE NEED THAT ONE TO MAKE MY HEART lbs. I 3 SEXY FEMS. iM BLESSED iN ALL THE RiGHT PLACES? Any more questions ask !!!!?”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23587
“I hate being single. But then being hurt and toyed with over and over again. I rather be single”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23586
About:
“Only god can judge me”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23585
“My life is so boring… Everyday is the same. My boyfriend is busying working and cannot always being around me. I want to have some fun with some guys, and try some non-Asian style.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23542
“No minorities please!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Joke #23530
Man: “How’s your history paper coming?”
Woman: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful.”
Man: “Really?”
Woman: “Yes! I’ve already located 17 people who sell them!”
Joke #23529
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Johnny?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
Quote #23525
“I joined this website so I could write my senior research paper on online dating and the commodification of human beings through the internet. I’ve met some great people, and even put my cat on here. Don’t worry, I’m not crazy. And I got an A on the project.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23523
“Oh boy! We have a barn burner goin’ on here!”
– from the TV
Quote #23522
“Is it a shelf with mugs? It most certainly is!”
– from the TV
Quote #23521
“You dry a date to get a date”
– from the TV
desu
desu – v. to play the Star-Spangled Banner through your nose
buenuno
buenuno – n. a hot dog that makes you gain 13 pounds
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