Q: What happens on Broadway when a ghost haunts a theater?
A: The actors get stage fright!
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Joke #17641
Q: What fairy tale do all ghosts like best?
A: Sleeping Boo-ty!
Joke #17640
Q: What patriotic song do ghosts like best?
A: “America the Boo-tiful!”
Joke #17639
Q: Who protects the shores where spirits live?
A: The Ghost Guard!
Joke #17638
Q: What country is haunted by ghosts?
A: No country — just a terror-tory!
Joke #17637
Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: Do you really believe in people?
Joke #17636
Q: How do well-groomed ghosts keep their hair in place?
A: With scare spray!
Joke #17635
Q: Who writes all the books about haunted houses?
A: Ghostwriters, who else?
Joke #17634
Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation in August?
A: To the sea ghost!
Joke #17633
Q: Why wasn’t the ghost popular at parties?
A: He wasn’t much to look at!
Joke #17632
Q: Why wasn’t the ghost successful?
A: He didn’t believe in himself!
Joke #17631
Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghost and an owl?
A: Something that frightens people — but doesn’t give a hoot!
Joke #17630
Q: What would you get if you crossed a chicken and a ghost?
A: A peck-a-boo!
Joke #17629
Q: What would you get if you crossed a cocker spaniel, a French poodle, and a ghost?
A: A cocker-poodle-boo!
Joke #17628
Q: What rides do little spirits like best at the amusement park?
A: The roller ghoster!