Queen: “It’s so hot in the castle tonight. Won’t you please tell me a ghost story?”
King: “A ghost story? But why?”
Queen: “Oh, you know! Ghost stories are always so chilling!”
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Joke #17657
King: “How far can a ghost walk from a cemetery?”
Queen: “Just halfway… Then he’s walking out of the cemetery!”
Joke #17656
Spirit: “May I haunt your castle?”
Queen: “Certainly — be my ghost!”
Joke #17654
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Joke #17653
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I hide in the closet with you?
Joke #17652
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference who I am! Just let me in!
Joke #17651
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out! There’s one right behind you!
Joke #17650
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dismay.
Dismay who?
Dismay seem funny to you, but I’m scared!
Joke #17649
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl you know to let me in if I don’t knock?
Joke #17648
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me alone!
Joke #17647
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Soup!
Soup, who?
Soup-er natural beings are in this house!
Joke #17646
Q: hat would you call the expression on the face of a poker-playing ghost?
A: Deadpan!
Joke #17645
Q: What kind of music do ghosts write?
A: Sheet music!
Joke #17644
Ghost 1: “My girlfriend is a medium.”
Ghost 2: “That so? Well, mine’s a large!”
Joke #17643
Q: What do ghost cheerleaders say?
A: Rah! Rah! Sis-boo-bah!