Q: When is it okay to serve milk in a saucer?
A: Only when you’re serving a cat!
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Joke #17823
Q: Who cornered the spice market?
A: Herb, of course!
Joke #17822
Q: How would you serve lion meat at a restaurant?
A: As a mane dish!
Joke #17821
Q: Why are chefs hard to like?
A: Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes!
Joke #17820
Q: Who is Foodland’s favorite cartoon character?
A: Duck Tracy, of course!
Joke #17819
Q: Which movie actress really takes the cake?
A: Doris Day-nish!
Joke #17818
Q: Which conqueror do all bakers like best?
A: Attila the Bun!
Joke #17817
Q: Who was the most fruitful conqueror of all time?
A: Alexander the Grape!
Joke #17816
Q: What do you call a cat who eats a pickle?
A: A pickle puss!
Joke #17815
Q: What foods stick together?
A: Staple foods!
Joke #17814
Q: What has lots of teeth but can’t chew?
A: A comb!
Joke #17813
Q: Why would fast food lovers do well in marathons?
A: Those people like to eat and run!
Joke #17812
Q: Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant?
A: They told him the meal was on the house!
Joke #17811
Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fast Foodland?
A: In an onion ring!
Joke #17810
Q: Which drink do fast food customers cheer for the most?
A: Root beer!