Q: What’s green and crunchy and makes a low noise?
A: Pickle-o (piccolo).
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Joke #17869
Q: What do mannequins put on their salads?
A: Window dressing.
Joke #17868
Q: What happens when lettuce is arrested for a crime?
A: It’s innocent until proven wilty.
Joke #17867
Q: What kind of vegetables are sailors afraid of?
A: Leeks (leaks).
Joke #17866
Q: What kind of veggies do they eat at the North Pole?
A: Snow peas.
Joke #17865
JOE: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.”
MOE: “I find that hard to swallow.”
Joke #17864
Q: What do you call in case of a hunger emergency?
A: Dine 11 (911).
Joke #17863
Q: What do you get when you cross an exercise video with melted cheese?
A: Jane Fondue Workout Tape
Joke #17862
Q: What do you call a mannequin on a weight-loss program?
A: A crash diet dummy.
Joke #17861
Q: What did the frog drink when he went on a diet?
A: Diet Croak.
Joke #17860
Q: How do vegetables serve their country?
A: They join the Peas Corps.
Joke #17859
Q: Where do vegetables go to get married?
A: To a Justice of the Peas.
Joke #17858
Q: How do corn kernels propose marriage?
A: They pop the question.
Joke #17857
Q: Why was the vegetarian arrested?
A: He was caught with hot potatoes.
Joke #17856
Q: How do you strain vegetables?
A: Give them lots of homework.