Q: What kind of clothing would you find at a fire sale?
A: Blazers.
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Joke #17960
Q: What do boxers do if they catch fire?
A: Stop, drop and roll with the punches.
Joke #17959
Q: What do janitors do if they catch fire?
A: Stop, mop and glo.
Joke #17958
Q: What do rock stars do if they catch fire?
A: Stop, rock and roll.
Joke #17957
Q: What should you do if your smoke alarm goes off?
A: Run after it.
Joke #17956
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear retire?
A: He was burned out.
Joke #17955
Q: Why did the father put his son under a beach umbrella?
A: To avoid son burn.
Joke #17954
Q: What kind of suntan lotion do rabbits wear?
A: Hoppertone.
Joke #17953
Q: Why do chickens stay out of the sun?
A: To avoid getting fried.
Joke #17952
TEACHER: “Why are you late?”
DENNIS: “My little brother fell through the ice and I rescued him.”
TEACHER: “Is he all right?”
DENNIS: “Yes, but he’s not allowed to play in the freezer anymore.”
Joke #17951
Q: Why was the cautious lifeguard fired?
A: He kept people wading too long.
Joke #17950
Q: What’s the first thing you should do if your car gets stuck in the ocean?
A: Call for an undertow truck.
Joke #17949
Q: What’s the first thing boxers do when they get in a car?
A: Knuckle-up.
Joke #17948
Q: What’s the first thing clowns do when they get in a car?
A: Chuckle-up.
Joke #17947
Q: How do automobiles protect themselves?
A: With kar-ate.