Kid: “Mom! There’s a talking potato with a hat and a coat with no mouth on the TV.”
Mom: “Don’t worry, its educational television. Its good.”
– from the TV
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Quote #21120
Raymond: “since we’re a day ahead, can we have a party?”
Dr. OldNBald: “oh yeah, we’re havin’ a party on Friday…”
::Dr. OldNBald points to “test on Fri.” written on the blackboard::
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21116
Dr. OldNBald: “Robert, what are we talking about, here?”
Robert: “Mowing lawns.”
Dr. OldNBald: “Mowing lawns!”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21114
Jessica: “is it Mrs. or miss?”
Miss Canoffat: “Miss.”
::the class chuckles::
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21113
Dr. OldNBald (points at someone): “your name is…?”
Andy: “Andy”
Dr. OldNBald: “don’t answer ‘Andy’”
::Dr. OldNBald shakes his finger at him::
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21112
John: YEAH! We ARE-THE WINNERS!
Cindy: Correction: you are the LOSERS
John: Correction: NO!
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21111
“this is much better than the tree”
“I’ll say!”
– from Angels in the Outfield
Quote #21109
“I’m just dandy!! I’ve got a bowl of chocolate pudding my underpants!”
“uhh….we didn’t have any pudding in there, buddy”
– from Black Sheep
Quote #21108
“…but no cancer?”
“no cancer”
“ah! its a miracle” ::cries::
– from the TV
Quote #21106
Jessica: “You want it?”
Mark: “Yeah I do.”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21105
Mrs. Price Check: “A zarzuela is like a mixture between an opera and a regular play…its half-spoken and half-sang.”
doman: “Like a musical.”
Mrs. Price Check: “No no no you don’t understand…its like…a regular play that has songs in it.”
doman: “Like a musical…”
Mrs. Price Check: “No.”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21103
Guy 1: “you pussy! raise your hand!”
::Guy 1 throws a pen at Guy 2::
Guy 1: “you pussy! raise your hand!”
::Guy 2 picks up pen::
Guy 2: “my pen”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21101
Person 1: “Those aren’t Vikings!”
Person 2: “It’s Team Rocket!”
– from Pokemon the Movie
Quote #21098
Guy 1: “What’s going on!?”
Guy 2: “The moons breaking up!”
– from The Time Machine
Quote #21095: “Spanish” Dialogue
Hawdrerw: “|Hola! Neceita catase?”
Custour: “Si, Quiero un moda nueva”
Hawdrerw: “Si, Quiere su pelo corto?”
Custour: “Si, no me gusta pelo largo”
HD: “Yo, Cumprendo”
C.: “Su da prlla, pur favur”
HD: “Pur que?”
C: “Purque neceito irse pronto”
DD: “Pur que?”
C: “Voy a sur cm retraso pum my fneita”
– written on a piece of paper by Chris the Priss.