Q: Why was Helen Keller’s ear red?
A: She tried to answer the iron!
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Joke #22010
Q: Why can’t black people listen to country music?
A: Cause whenever someone says “Ho down” they think their sister is getting shot.
Joke #22008
Q: What’s brown, bubbling, and knocking on a window?
A: A black baby in the microwave.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22002
I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together and kill Barney
With a 60 point rifle and some techno bazooka’s!
We will be victorious.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22001
I hate you
You hate me
Let us get together and kill Barney
With a 1234 kick’em out the door
No more purple dinosaur.
Quote #21957
“Is the ave supposed to be a have?”
– VestidoGuapo
Joke #21956
What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual.
What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages? Bilingual.
What do you call a person who speaks 1 language? American.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21954
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s go plan something to kill Barney
With a great big kick in his ass
So won’t you help me do that so?
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21953
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s give Barney ecstasy
Now he’s lying on the floor
No more purple dinosaur.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21952
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s all go and kill Barney!
Punch him in the head, shoot him at the door!
No more purple dionsaur!!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21951
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s cover Barney in gasoline
And light a match and kick him to the floor
We’re gonna burn that purple dinosaur
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21949
I hate you
You hate me
I chased Barney up a tree
With a .44 shotgun
Shot him in the head
Oopsies, I think barneys dead
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21948
I love you
You love me
Let’s get together and kill Barney
With a knife through his heart and another in his head
Barney is finally dead!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21946
Barney is dead.
Stabbed in the head.
Little kids hop
Was shot by a cop
Barney is dead along with his friends
Shot in the head
Cut me some fuckin slack
I made this up at the last damn minute…
But I wish that that over weight fat shit hole Barney burns in hell!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21945
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s tie barney to a tree
With knife in his back
And a nail in his head
Thank god that Barney’s dead.