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“You’re So Stupid” Insults

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These can also double as “Your mom is so stupid that…” or “Your mom is so stupid…” or “I knew a Blonde so stupid that…” or “You’re so dumb that…” or “Your mom so dumb that…” or “Your mamma/momma so stupid that…”

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You’re so stupid…

…you sent me a fax with a stamp on it!

…you thought a quarter back was a refund!

…you tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

…you thought Boyz II Men was a day care center!

…you thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools! (not that many kids know who Eartha Kitt is, she’s a singer)

…you thought General Motors was in the Army!

…you thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!

…you thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday!

…under “education” on job applications you put “Hooked on Phonics”!

…you tried to drown a fish!

…you tripped over the cordless phone!

…you stared at the orange juice carton because it said “concentrate”!

…you got stabbed in a shoot out!

…you asked me to meet you at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK”!

…they had to burn down the school to get you out of 3rd grade!

…on applications that say “Sign Here” you put “Libra!”

…at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”… you put “Sagittarius.”

…you asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!

…it takes you 3 hours to watch “60 Minutes!”

…you studied for a blood test and failed!

…you tried to buy tokens to get on to “Soul Train!”

…when you saw under 17 not admitted at the movies you went out and got 16 friends!

…when you heard 90% of accidents happen at home you moved!

…you think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!

…you think Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

…when you missed the #44 bus you took the #22 bus twice instead!

…when the sign said Airport Left you turned around and went home!

…you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

…you sold your car for gas money!

…you got trapped in a grocery store and starved to death.

…you sat on the TV and watched the couch.

…you called me to get my phone number.

…you put lipstick on your forehead because you wanted to make up your mind.

…if I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I’d get change back.

…they had to burn the school down to get you out of third grade.

…you took a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.

…if you spoke your mind, you’d probably be speechless.

…you got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

…you jumped off a cliff to see if the wings on your maxi pads would make you fly!

…you locked yourself in a bathroom and pissed in your pants.

…you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

…you asked someone how to spell “TV.”

…you bought a solar-powered flashlight.

…you looked in the lake and saw a reflection of yourself, jumped in, and tried to save yourself from drowning.

…you grabbed a bowl when I said it was chilly outside.

…you left me a voicemail by screaming into my mailbox.

…you went to the beach to surf the internet.

…you stuck a phone up your ass to make a booty call.

…you went to get a ladder when you heard drinks were on the house.

…you went to the library to find Facebook.

…you went to the dentist to get your Bluetooth fixed.

…you sprayed a tree with Axe body spray and thought it would fall down.

…you tried to climb Mountain Dew.

…when you took a survey that asked you your sex you put in “M, F, and sometimes Wednesday”

…you bought tickets to Xbox Live.

…you went to Babies R Us and asked where the babies were.

…you fell up a flight of stairs.

…when your TV got stolen, you chased the robber shouting “You forgot the remote!”

…you made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

…you returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.

…when you were in court, the Judge said “Order” and you said “Fries and a Coke, please.”

…it took you an hour to make one minute rice.

…you got fired from a blow job.

…you got hit by a cup and told the police you got mugged.

…you stood on a chair to raise your IQ.

…you had to ask what the number was for “9-1-1.”

…when you saw the “On Air” sign you said, “Let’s go down, I’m afraid of heights.”

…when a zombie said it wanted brains, it walked right past you.

…you went to a pipe company looking for YouTube.

…when people said you killed the vibe, you went to the police and said “Arrest me, I’m a murderer.”

…you stood on a chair to raise your IQ.

…when you saw a nickel, you said “I’m going to give this to Jefferson!”

…when someone gives you a piece of paper with ‘please turn over’ written on both sides, it’ll keep you busy for hours.

…you put a quarter in each ear and thought you were listening to 50 Cent.

…you bought Norton antivirus when you had a cold.

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Below are specific to the following versions of “You’re So Stupid” insults

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Your momma so stupid…

…she loved you!

77 thoughts on ““You’re So Stupid” Insults”

    1. You so stupid you put two quarters in your ear and thought you were listening to two pick.

  6. You so stupid that when you saw the “on air” sign you said “let’s go down, I’m afraid of heights!”

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    3. You so stupid that when people said you killed the vibe you went to the cops and said “arrest me, I’m a murderer.

    2. actually fish can drown if they don’t have oxygen. That’s why there are little bubbles in fish tanks. And if u go to the store to get fish, you will see the betta fish with holes at the top of their little tank

  27. Your so stupid you put 2 quarters in your ears and you thought you were listening to 50 cent.

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  30. Your computer had a virus so you put it in bed and called a Doctor,You run to school then saw a sign SCHOOL GO SLOW so you did You think MONKEYSHINES means a monkey that polishes brass You played checkers in the park and the sparrows won

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  31. You so ugly your father used to tape your pick in all the windows to keep burglars away they let you take the first swim on the beach to scare away sharks,Your so fat when you swim on the beach the lifeguard yells THAR SHE BLOWS,

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  32. your so ugly you have to trick or treat by phone your so ugly you make onions cry your so mean that captian hook comes to you to take lessons your so ugly the last time to went to the zoo it took them a hour to coax the lion out of its den and two hours to get the Gorilla to take its hands off its eyes

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  33. Your so ugly every time you walk by the pet shop the animals hide your so ugly you can make anaconda scream you were so mean the Easter Bunny brought you some rotten eggs Your face is so funny looking that you could cure depression

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  34. You so stu[id you geta new radio it said on it BUILT IN ANTANNUE but but could,nt find it on the map

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  35. You were asked if you could play the Piano so you set up a checkerboard in front of a Piano and said OKAY YOUR MOVE

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  39. You went to the zoo and called the Zebra Spot and the Leopard Stripe Your sucha coward you make chicken look brave You went to Walmart and asked to see the Wall Sample Books

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  40. You think Walmart is a place that sells walls. You think Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company You tried to buy tickets to ride The Soul Train

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  41. You were so ugly when you arrived the family sent you back and kept he stork’Your face is so ugly you give Freddy Kruger Nightmares

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  46. You think Monkey Shines is Monkey that polishes Brass,You broke you Bluetooth and took it to the Dentist,Your Computer had a Virus so you put it in bed and called the Doctor,You think Rug Doctor helps sick Carpets get better.Your so funny looking went t o went t o the Beach everyone laughed at you the big 300 lbs guy the 95 lbs Weakling the Seagulls and the Crabs and even the Sandpipers laughed at you

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  50. You’re such a loser, people would miss you if they wanted to throw
    tomatoes at someone.

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