davepoobond: wow 2 times in 2 days

Nose: yeah

davepoobond: when was the last time u went to squackle?

Nose: couple weeks

davepoobond: ooooooh

davepoobond: wanna say something for the updates

davepoobond: cuz i havent gotten anything for you to say for about a year

Nose: tell them all to blow me

Nose: jk

davepoobond: i’ll do it..

Nose: no

davepoobond: it makes sense, cause you blow your nose

Nose: Tell them I’ve been locked in a cruise ship brig and would like to be there but I have to finish my chores first

davepoobond: tell me more than one thing though, because i can use it for other updates

Nose: let’s do this on an update to update basis

Nose: that’s all you get right now

davepoobond: aww…ok…

davepoobond: but you never go on, that’s why i wanna get more from you now

Nose: Things aren’t flowin today and I don’t want to cheat my countless fans

davepoobond: unless your gonna make a habit of going on

Nose: Check back with me periodically

davepoobond: in real life

Nose: yeah

Nose: no

Nose: in our imaginary fantasy lives

davepoobond: as opposed to online

Nose: where I’m an ogre

davepoobond: =P

Nose: and you’re the princess I hold captive

davepoobond: i get to be a princess?!

davepoobond: yesssss

Nose: you know it

Nose: here’s another update

Nose: tell them I’m off finding forrester

davepoobond: k

Nose: You watched Joe Millionaire right

davepoobond: yeah

Nose: it was horrible

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: he was an idiot, but it was funny

Nose: kind of

davepoobond: cuz of that gold digging slut whore bitch heidi

Nose: I was really just annoyed more than anything