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Antarlas: ((thank you))
davepoobond: ((your welcome))
OnlineHost: Tsenn has entered the room.
Antarlas: Ah, a fellow dark elf.
davepoobond: ::jumps in:: HELLO! I’M A TRAVELLING SHOE SALESMAN! WHO WANNNNTTSSSSS SHOEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!
Star of Valinor: Nae, sir…
Star of Valinor: Your tounge is but a mockery of the Sindar tounge that I speak.
Antarlas: I was just talking with Alkea here about a dreadful attack.
davepoobond: ….
davepoobond: eh?
Tsenn: ::jumps in witha basket:: get ya hot tamales!
davepoobond: ::waves a briefcase in the air:: SHOES! who wants SHOES
Star of Valinor: ::she lowered her hood…her skin was an unmarred golden white, her face ovaline, her high,
Tsenn: i want shoes! because igot socks to go with the SHOES!!
davepoobond: GREAT!
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davepoobond: i’ll give you a shoe, for a tamale!
Tsenn: YOUR ON!
davepoobond: ::hands him a shoe::
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Antarlas: ((If you going to be pests please leave))
Star of Valinor: aristocratic cheekbones denoting the careful bloodline of one of the Eldar::
davepoobond: ((we’re only here to RP))
Tsenn: ::hands him a tamale and puts the shoein the box::
davepoobond: ::puts the tamale in the briefcase::
davepoobond: i’ll trade you a penny for a penny
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Antarlas: Ah, I see the tavern is filling up now.
Tsenn: uh sure
davepoobond: ok!
NeoNet: :: a man in a black and silver cloke enteres::
davepoobond: ::hands him a penny::
JIS: ::walks in with his eyes glowing green::
Tsenn: how about you give mea penny to trade you a penny witha penny for a penny?
Antarlas: Alkae, who is serving?
JIS: ::looks around::
davepoobond: ok
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NeoNet: :: his emerald eyes are the only think visible under the hood::
davepoobond: even better
Tsenn: yeah
Star of Valinor: ::glowing blue eyes shone brightly, as she stepped forward:: Never the less, I will forgive
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JIS: ::yawns a little showing a bit of his fangs::
Vampireangel: ::She reappears:: Aye what happened?
Star of Valinor: you your transgression against my nobility…I am Valith Amandil of LothLorien, Priestess of
Star of Valinor: Yavanna Tanquetil.
Tsenn: ((see we attract the attention))
davepoobond: ((hehe))
davepoobond: ((we’re more interesting))
Tsenn: ((this room woulda sucked without our presence lol))
davepoobond: hey, miss. want a shoe or 2?
Antarlas: SINCE JULIE ISN’T HERE, I’LL SERVE YOU FOR NOW!
davepoobond: ::points at Vampireangel::
Vampireangel: ::Looks around, dark brown orbs gazing at everyone:: aah, the room is getting quite full
Vampireangel: ::Looks at davepoobond:: What?
RissArrow: ::A young man walks in and sits down next to the man in the black cloak::
Tsenn: shoes lady shoes
davepoobond: want. a. shoe. or. 2?
NeoNet: :: removes the hood revealing a young elven man with jet black hair going down to his neck::
Tsenn: hes givin shoes dont miss out!
davepoobond: i’m a travelling shoe salesman
Vampireangel: No thank you
Antarlas: :walks to Riss: What can I get you kind sir?
Vampireangel: I am quite ok with my sandals
davepoobond: you’ve got outdated shoes.
davepoobond: sandals are nasty
davepoobond: no one wants to see your toes
JIS: ::walks up to Antarlas::
davepoobond: why cant they understand that!
Vampireangel: My toes are quite fine
Zack o Lantern: :: Walks in casually with his long black trench coat and hair dangling down over his eyes::
Tsenn: here
Tsenn: replace your toes with tamales
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JIS: do i know you?
Antarlas: :Looks a JIS: Can I help you?
Vampireangel: ::She moves her feet up, revealing slender toes, her nails painted red::
Antarlas: No, I don’t belive so.
davepoobond: wow.
RissArrow: Aiden-::Looks at Antar:: no, thanks
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Zack o Lantern: ::glances around at the crowd::
RissArrow: Aiden-Not now anyway
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Tsenn: ::he admires the toes then:: see now those feet need a good shoe to keep nice
JIS: could you give me your name?
NeoNet: :: pops his neck sitting on a chair next to him::
davepoobond: not sandals
davepoobond: sandals expose them to bacteria
davepoobond: and bacteria is bad
Antarlas: My name is Antarlas Draxel.
Tsenn: and dirt and other stuff
davepoobond: because they like to eat toes
JIS: ok thank you
JIS: ::walks away::
Antarlas: Yours?
Vampireangel: :She smiles::
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RissArrow: Aiden-::Looks at Tallon:: How are you?
davepoobond: why are you smiling?
NeoNet: good, for now :: looks around the room::
JIS: i do not tell my name to elves
Tsenn: because she sees the light man
Vampireangel: ::Stands up to fix her knee long loose pants::
davepoobond: hmm! i think you’re right.
RissArrow: Aiden-::Looks around in parinoia::
Vampireangel: damn things keep falling to ma hips
JIS: ::looks to Vampireangel::
Zack o Lantern: ::walks over to Antarlas:: Hello, I am new here could you show me around?
davepoobond: no one knows the spectacular uses of shoes.
Tsenn: takeem off then and replace them with a piece of Lingerie! tjhat we came across!
NeoNet: :: looks at JIS:: huh!
Antarlas: very well, what can I get you Zack?
davepoobond: yeah!
Vampireangel: ::Looks at Antarlas:: Hey Antarlas Did they take off my belt thing when they healed me?
Zack o Lantern: ::looks up at Antarlas:: How ’bout some names?
RissArrow: Aiden-good, pretty quiet in here
Antarlas: :looks to Alkae: No, I don’t belive so.
Antarlas: My dear.
Vampireangel: Ok them thieves must have broken it
Antarlas: : to Zack: I am Antarlas.
davepoobond: ::jumps on antarlas’ head, and bites his hair:: I’M HUNGRY FEED ME!!!!!!!!!!
Tsenn: missin out on a good deal
Zack o Lantern: ::glances briefly at the crowd again::
Vampireangel: ((LOL davepoobond))
davepoobond: (( = D ))
Tsenn: ::he jumped on zack:: MOMMY!!!
Star of Valinor: ::she sighed, and merely slipped away::
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Antarlas: You’ll have to ask for other’s names. I’m not at libirty to say.
Tsenn: store!! come on!!
JIS: ::wears shorts no shoes and no shirt and wearing sunglasses::
RissArrow: Dang, I’ve gotta go
davepoobond: ::jumps from antarlas’ head to the bar counter, throwing glasses at Antarlas’ face::
RissArrow: bye
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NeoNet: bye
davepoobond: die! die die!
Tsenn: ::pokes him a lot:: die!
Zack o Lantern: ::looks up at his new found friend and shakes his head causing tsenn to fall off::
davepoobond: ::kicks Antarlas in the shins::
Tsenn: ::and he fell just to cling to zacks leg::
Antarlas: Well, I must be going. Alkae, will you take over for me? I was just showing Zack around.
Zack o Lantern: ::chuckles at him::
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Vampireangel: ::her hands fall at her sides as she yawns::
davepoobond: ::eats Antarlas’ pants::
Vampireangel: Sure
davepoobond: ew! nasty
Tsenn: ::pokes his shins::
Vampireangel: ::Walks toward Zack::
davepoobond: ::trips Antarlas::
davepoobond: ::stomps on his shoes::
davepoobond: ::eats his hand::
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Antarlas: Fair the well Alkae. :gently grabs Alkea’s hand a lightly kisses it.” Fair the well.
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Vampireangel: ::lends her hand out in welcome, the other holding onto her pants::
davepoobond: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!
davepoobond: I’M EATING YOU
Vampireangel: Bye Bye Antarlas
Tsenn: people have no respect these days!
davepoobond: nooooooooo! he left..
JIS: ::draws his sword::
davepoobond: ::jumps on the bar counter::
Tsenn: honestly at elast let you finish
davepoobond: ::gets an apple, biting pieces of it and spits it out onto JIS::
davepoobond: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN’ AT PUNK!?
Zack o Lantern: ::looks at alkea:: Hello there.
Vampireangel: ::Looks at Zack:: What do you need?
JIS: ::shock the hell out of davepoobond with lightning::
Vampireangel: ::Dark brown eyes gazing at him (?) ::
davepoobond: aaahhh! ::shocked:: yay. only heaven is in me now
Tsenn: ::cold clocks jis witha french fry:: bwajajaja!!
davepoobond: thank you!
Zack o Lantern: ::smiles:: I am new here could you introduce me to your friends?
JIS: ::runs up to him/her and slices its head off::
Tsenn: hey dave
davepoobond: ::hugs his legs::
Tsenn: your head fell off again
davepoobond: oh no.
davepoobond: ::his head rolls around on the ground::
davepoobond: head: nyehhhh
Tsenn: that happens a lot man
Vampireangel: ::Smiles:: These are not my friends
Vampireangel: Just customers
Vampireangel: U have to introduce yourself to them
davepoobond: ::his head shoots up into the air, and attaches to his body again::
JIS: ::slices his body in half::
davepoobond: my body
davepoobond: ow
Tsenn: ((hey dave only one person isnt ignorin us i guessin lol))
Zack o Lantern: Oh haha, it just seems so friendly around here.
davepoobond: ::his body seals up and its back to normal:: WHY ARE YOU HURTING ME
Tsenn: hes hurting you?
Tsenn: eat him!
davepoobond: ::slaps JIS in the face::
Zack o Lantern: ::shrugs and bows to alkea:: Alrighty, thanks.
JIS: this is an acid based diamond sword
davepoobond: so what.
Tsenn: ::grabs a spatula and pokes JIS::
JIS: ::turns his face to the side::
Vampireangel: ::She smiles as he bows:: You r welcome
JIS: ::bites davepoobond::
Tsenn: suck cooking utensils!
davepoobond: ::bites back::
JIS: ::sucks all his blood out of him/her::
davepoobond: ::claws at JIS::
davepoobond: ::sucks back all his blood::
Tsenn: ((LMAO))
davepoobond: i’m a vampire, too
Vampireangel: ::She laughs at davepoobond, glossy red lips part to show fangs::
JIS: ::throws him on to the floor::
davepoobond: as well as a many other things
davepoobond: ::tackles JIS, getting off the floor:: DIE
Tsenn: ::well least davepoobond wasnt ignored by all as he thwapped jis with some frying pan::
JIS: ::creates a sheild of magic around so nothing can get in::
davepoobond: ::punches him repeatedly::
Zack o Lantern: ::turns and walks to JIS:: May I be of assistance?
Tsenn: err whered that come from
Vampireangel: ::Whistles to davepoobond:: Stop!!
JIS: ::falls back::
davepoobond: wha? why?
Tsenn: ::pelts him with tamales::
JIS: ::puts his hand on the ground::
Vampireangel: No killing those that have done nothing!!
Zack o Lantern: ::pulls jis pack up::
Tsenn: but he did something
davepoobond: he was looking at me weird
Tsenn: he cut his head off
JIS: ::thinks of all the things he want revenge on::
Zack o Lantern: ::back*::
davepoobond: ::takes a shoe and jams a high heel into JIS’s mouth::
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Vampireangel: davepoobond that is no reason!
davepoobond: sure it is!
Tsenn: he cut his head off!
davepoobond: and he sucked my blood, and i had to suck it all back
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davepoobond: do you know how disgusting that is?
JIS: ::a purple beam surrounds him::
Vampireangel: ::Walks to davepoobond and kicks him in the shins:: No it isn’t!!!!
davepoobond: owww
Tsenn: dude why do you get all the attention
JIS: ::stands::
davepoobond: fine fine. whaddya want me to do? he’s gonna try and kill me now.
davepoobond: which is pretty funny, since i cant die.
JIS: ::his eyes turn white and start to glow::
davepoobond: wow. i’m scared, JIS.
davepoobond: whatcha gonna do?
davepoobond: slice me a bunch of times
JIS: you touch me again i will destroy this place
Tsenn: ::touches him::
davepoobond: OOOH!
Tsenn: that a threat?
JIS: ::puts his sword away::
Vampireangel: ::Rolls her eyes at JIS, and smacks him:: Calm down!!!
davepoobond: oh no he’s gonna destroy the place ::yawns::
Tsenn: oh no i touched him!
Zack o Lantern: ::is rolling on the floor laughing at JIS::
davepoobond: OH NO! RUN FOR YOU LIFFFFFFEEEEEEEE
Tsenn: ::touches jis again lol::
davepoobond: ::sits down::
Vampireangel: ::Cracks up at what JIS has said::
JIS: ::thinks to himself should he do it or not::
Zack o Lantern: ::would love to see it::
JIS: ::was talking about davepoobond::
Zack o Lantern: ((lol everyones laughing at him))
Vampireangel: It does not matter with a single chant I can fix the place back up
Tsenn: ::touch touch touch:: ooh come on big guy
davepoobond: yeah
Zack o Lantern: ::cheers at alkea::
davepoobond: and with a single shake, i can re-attach my blown up pieces
davepoobond: salt shaker shake that is
davepoobond: ahahah
Vampireangel: ::looks at Zack, and falls to the floor laughing::
Tsenn: ::touch:: yeah look ::touch:: see that ::touch:: i knopw ya feel it ::touch::
Zack o Lantern: wow thats pretty good davepoobond what are you some kind of god?
Zack o Lantern: ::giggles at davepoobond::
JIS: ::gets pissed and unleashes his power on davepoobond::
davepoobond: well, yeah…i guess you could say that
JIS: ::killing him::
Tsenn: oooh
davepoobond: i’m a Shapeshifter
JIS: ::sends him to hell::
Vampireangel: ((JIS is a MODER!!!!!!!!!!!))
Tsenn: dave have a nice ride heh
davepoobond: ::modes, and goes to heaven::
davepoobond: hahaha
Zack o Lantern: ((true true))
Tsenn: ((least dave and i are just havin fun :/))
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davepoobond: ::jumps back down to earth::
davepoobond: hahaha
Vampireangel: ((MODER davepoobond))
Zack o Lantern: ((i have a feeling that anyone that can somehow reattach any part of his body and destroy th
Tsenn: ((yeah and he cares? lol))
davepoobond: ((heh. only after he moded))
Zack o Lantern: ((the world at his command is a moder))
Vampireangel: ((WB blizzard))
davepoobond: ((he’s a Shapeshifter, its a good reason that he can))
Zack o Lantern: ((::cheer:: he left))
davepoobond: ((yes))
Tsenn: ((thx to us))
Tsenn: ((the incredible ones o.o;;))
davepoobond: ((yep))
Vampireangel: ::is still laughing histerically on the floor::
davepoobond: so. how about them Dodgers?
Tsenn: ((who hasnt ignored me yet besides dave lol))
Zack o Lantern: ::pokes davepoobond:: haha turn into that chair over there ::points over to a turned-over chair::
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: ::turns into a chair::
davepoobond: wow
Vampireangel: ::Stands up::
Zack o Lantern: ::cheers::
davepoobond: i’m a chair
Vampireangel: Turn into me
Zack o Lantern: hahaha
davepoobond: hmm
Tsenn: ::sits on dave mistaken him for a chair::
davepoobond: ::turns into vampireangel, so tsenn is sitting on her then::
Vampireangel: eww, there’s a stinky butt on dave!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: wow!
Tsenn: whoa
davepoobond: no, there’s a stinky butt on YOU
Tsenn: yer hot!!
Vampireangel: I know, but your me, ummm, shapeshifter!!!
davepoobond: ok
Vampireangel: Hehe, Thanx
Tsenn: call him dave -.-
davepoobond: yeah, my name is Dave Bond
Zack o Lantern: ::yawns::
Vampireangel: Okies
davepoobond: Shapeshifter Extraordinaire.
Zack o Lantern: ::is getting bored with this shapeshifter thingy::
Vampireangel: Umm, can u stop being me now, plz?!!
davepoobond: ::turns into a magic wand::
davepoobond: ::flies around, spraying magic dust all around::
Vampireangel: ::Grabs the wand::
Tsenn: ::magic dusted::
Vampireangel: Ooooh, pretty
davepoobond: agh!
Vampireangel: ::waves the wand around::
davepoobond: wuhhhhhh ::waved around::
Zack o Lantern: ::reaches into his jacket::
Vampireangel: OOhhh. pretty sparkles
Zack o Lantern: ::pulls out a larger wand and mumbles something::
davepoobond: ::extends all the way, and whacks Zack in the face, as
vampireangel waves him around::
Tsenn: ::wonders if he puleld that from his pants O.o::
Zack o Lantern: ::quickly lashes out at the wand in her hand::
Tsenn: erm….
Vampireangel: ::Stops waving Dave::
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davepoobond: ok….let go of me
Zack o Lantern: ::watches as the wand turns into a wooden dall::
Zack o Lantern: hahaha
Vampireangel: ::Shrieks:::EEWWWWWW, if he did then I am walking away from him
Vampireangel: !!!!!!!!!
Zack o Lantern: ::rolls on the floor laughing::
davepoobond: ok?
MidWinterDragon: ::enters the tavern and looks around::
davepoobond: ::turns into his reg. form::
Vampireangel: I was talking to Tsenn
davepoobond: leggo my arm.
Zack o Lantern: ::pats dave on the back:: you make a nice play toy eh?
Vampireangel: I did let go of u
davepoobond: i guess.
davepoobond: ok
Zack o Lantern: ::chuckles gleefully at him::
Tsenn: wow i was tlked to
davepoobond: ::looks around::
Tsenn: scary
davepoobond: yes, it is.
Vampireangel: ::laughs at tsenn’s remark::
Vampireangel: ::Yawns:
Vampireangel: ((U people r slow typers))!!!!!!
davepoobond: ((ok?))
Zack o Lantern: ((haha i agree))
davepoobond: ((there’s nothing to say))
Zack o Lantern: ((hmm))
Tsenn: ((well type fast with a nearly dislocated arm))
Vampireangel: ::Kicks all the boys in the shins::
davepoobond: oww
davepoobond: my shins ::rubs his shins::
Vampireangel: ((oh ok, sorry Tsenn))
Vampireangel: ::laughs::
Tsenn: hey my legs are jellowy enough already ::flobbling around from that::
davepoobond: ::puts vampireangel into a headlock:: laugh now!
Vampireangel: Eww, don’t do that infront of me Dave
Zack o Lantern: ::sits down cautiously on the nearest chair, afraid it maybe someone hes met before::
Vampireangel: Waaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: dont do….what….
Vampireangel: ::is headlocked::
BlizzardWolf: Alkae…why did you kick me?
Tsenn: he said laugh not cry…
Vampireangel: rub your shins
davepoobond: ok.
MidWinterDragon: ::looks at Tsenn::
Vampireangel: ::Looks at wolf while in a headlock:: U don’t count Wolf
Tsenn: ::looked at err:: what?
davepoobond: a counting wolf?
Vampireangel: I didn’t kick u
davepoobond: what?
MidWinterDragon: ::glances at vampire::
Tsenn: ::looks at midnight hah can do that too::
BlizzardWolf: i am not a WOLF….my name is Blizz
Tsenn: stare down whoo
davepoobond: blizz
Vampireangel: ((Sorry))
davepoobond: sounds like wiz
Vampireangel: ((LMAO))
Tsenn: blizz took a jizz
davepoobond: with a fizz
Tsenn: what a pizz
davepoobond: blizz took a jizz with a fizz
Tsenn: and sounded like wiz!
davepoobond: we should leave him to his biz…
Vampireangel: ::tugs on Daves face:: let me go!!!!!!!!!
Vampireangel: ((I’m going to get kicked off))
MidWinterDragon: ::looks around at all the weird messed up people and walks out of the room::
davepoobond: ow my face. only if you say the magic word
Vampireangel: ((My computers lagging))
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BlizzardWolf: ::hits Dave on the forhead::LET GO ASSHOLE
davepoobond: ((ok))
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Tsenn: hey he caleld you asshole!
davepoobond: ::lets go:: ok, thats the magic word
Tsenn: haha wassup asshole
davepoobond: ::puts blizz in a sleeper hold:: AHAHAHA
Vampireangel: ::cracks her neck:: Thanx Blizz
Vampireangel: ::Smacks dave, and kicks him in the shins again::
L0RD5PH1NX: ::The short man walks in slowly, his twin braids flail side to side.:
davepoobond: owwwww ow ow ow ow ow
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Vampireangel: Don’t hurt blizz
Tsenn: ::pokes vampire:: ey be nice
BlizzardWolf: ::kicks him in the nutz::mind letting me go
davepoobond: ::falls on the ground, going into a fetal position::
DrgnPrincessKaci: u people are floopy))
L0RD5PH1NX: ::Looks around::
davepoobond: ((so what))
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Vampireangel: ::falls on the floor laughing at dave::
Tsenn: ((::bows::))
BlizzardWolf: dont mess with a shapeshifting vampire…::kicks him in the ribs::
davepoobond: dont mess with a shapeshifter!
Tsenn: umm
Tsenn: yeah
Tsenn: what he said
BlizzardWolf: ::turns and sits at a table,starts reading his book::
Vampireangel: ::Stands up and stands next to Tsenn::
davepoobond: ::gets up, and stands nose to nose with Blizz:: i’m a shapeshifter extraordinaire!
Tsenn: dont mess with err the power of gooze
davepoobond: yeah, my blood is pure MELTED FRUIT ROLL UP JUICE
Vampireangel: Gooze?
Vampireangel: Ewwww
Vampireangel: Fruit Roll Up Gooo?!!!!!!
davepoobond: it tastes quite good actually
Tsenn: see thats why you dont mess with it
davepoobond: i got sugar running through my veins 24/7
Vampireangel: ::walks to Blizz’s table and sits on the table::
Tsenn: ::stood next to he tried to stand in a thoughtful position::
davepoobond: ::breaks into song::
davepoobond: our house. in the middle of our street. our house. in the middle of our
Vampireangel: ::looks at Tsenn looking almost thoughtful::
BlizzardWolf: Alkae its been a pleasure ::kisses her hand and stands up::but i am leaving ::walks out::
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davepoobond: what a wussy.
Vampireangel: Everybody has to kiss ma hand
Vampireangel: Damnit
davepoobond: he just wants to get into your pants. you shouldn’t fall for it, Alkae
Tsenn: ::err paid attention to here he blinked and kisses her cheek? :: better?
Vampireangel: ::laughs::
davepoobond: he does too.
davepoobond: the perv.
Tsenn: your a pervier perv
davepoobond: yer gonna change this tavern into a Pervopub
Vampireangel: ::laughs:: No need to kiss me
Vampireangel: Why me?!!!!
Tsenn: the pervinator?
davepoobond: i was talking to Tsenn
Tsenn: ok fine!
Tsenn: ::kisses dave:: happy!
davepoobond: EWW
Vampireangel: Ewww
davepoobond: ::smacks him in the face::
Vampireangel: Gay Lords
davepoobond: bisexual.
Tsenn: no no
davepoobond: ::punches him in the face::
Tsenn: theres a dude named gaylord fakker
davepoobond: shut up!
Vampireangel: ((LMAO))
Tsenn: and he marrie hue jass
davepoobond: did he listen to 80s pop?
davepoobond: i think i heard of him
Tsenn: and had a secret affair with ben dover
Vampireangel: ::laughs histerically:: stop!!
Vampireangel: it’s too sad it’s actually funny
davepoobond: i know him.
davepoobond: i ate him.
Tsenn: yeah interesting people
davepoobond: i’ve eaten a lot of people.
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davepoobond: old lady: no you havent!
davepoobond: ::eats the old lady::
Tsenn: hear that dave
Tsenn: were funny
davepoobond: old lady: ::squeal::
davepoobond: we are?
Tsenn: yep
davepoobond: whooooooo! ::raises his hands in the air::
Tsenn: should we feel flattered now?
davepoobond: i dont know.
Tsenn: YEAH!! ::strut::
Tsenn: we are some funnay peeple! ::strut strut::
davepoobond: …..yeah
BlizzardWolf: ::sits in a chair in the corner and puts feet on table::are you two still acting dumb?
Vampireangel: ::Looks at davepoobond::
Vampireangel: Eaten a lot?!!
Vampireangel: Blizzard your back
Vampireangel: Yay
OnlineHost: Vampireangel has left the room.
davepoobond: ((WTF))
Tsenn: hey its jizz!!
Tsenn: i mean blizz
davepoobond: ((that was weird. the chat room jumped…))
Tsenn: ((i saw that too))
Tsenn: ((maybe im delirious though))
davepoobond: blizz that made a jizz with a fizz
Tsenn: and called it wiz
davepoobond: how ya doin’
davepoobond: back for more?
Tsenn: im swell and you?
davepoobond: tickle attack!
Tsenn: he cant get enough man
davepoobond: ::charges at blizz and tickles him::
OnlineHost: Vampireangel has entered the room.
BlizzardWolf: ::kicks dave in the nuts again::
Vampireangel: ((Damn computer, I got disconnected))
davepoobond: owwww
Tsenn: ::charges at jiz…err blizz and tickles him also::
davepoobond: ::falls on the floor, into a fetal position::
Tsenn: ::jumpos away before hes kicked::
OnlineHost: Patty one more has entered the room.
Tsenn: ((patty one more…))
davepoobond: ::gets a saxophone and chucks it at Blizz::
davepoobond: there’s a mirror in the bathroom!
Tsenn: sexapone*
BlizzardWolf: ::points finger at sax and it zooms back at dave::
Vampireangel: ::Re-enters::
davepoobond: blizz is wearing red tight pants! ewwww
Tsenn: sex*
Tsenn: jizz*
Tsenn: err blizz*
OnlineHost: Patty one more has left the room.
Vampireangel: You’re all weirdoes
davepoobond: ::catches the sax, and starts playing it::
Vampireangel: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: ::goes into a long solo::
Tsenn: ::hes playin the sex with a dildo? O.o::
Tsenn: err
Tsenn: dave
davepoobond: what
Tsenn: your playin the asex with the dildo?
OnlineHost: MIDNIGHTWOLFCUB has entered the room.
davepoobond: shut up ::whacks the saxaphone across tsenn’s head::
MIDNIGHTWOLFCUB: :: a young wolfcub trots in::
Vampireangel: ::Walks toward Blizz:: these two scare me!!!
davepoobond: ::stuffs the wolfcub into the saxaphone::
davepoobond: stupid wolfcub
Tsenn: ::err hit and the saxaphone blares a high note also e.e::
Tsenn: oww
Vampireangel: Aww now that was just pure mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: ::starts playing the saxaphone::
davepoobond: i know it is. i’m evil.
BlizzardWolf: ::grabs the wolf cub form the sax and takes him over to his table and sits him on the table:
MIDNIGHTWOLFCUB: ::growles and bites da bond::
BlizzardWolf: from*
davepoobond: thanks. it was muffling my sax.
Vampireangel: ::Tackles davepoobond, and kicks him in the shins::
davepoobond: ::bit, and his arm falls off with the wolf bite:: OW
Tsenn: ::stuffs the vampire angel into the front cabinet:: be nice!
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davepoobond: ::and gets tackled, and kicked in the shin::
davepoobond: AHHHH! GANG BEAT DOWN~
davepoobond: HEELLLPP
Vampireangel: ::gets out of the cabinet and tackles Tsenn::
Vampireangel: ::Kicks him in the shins::
davepoobond: ::grabs Alkae, and drags her to the middle of the room, and puts her into a leg lock::
Tsenn: ::tackled:: hey look glad you finally came out the clos…cabinet
Vampireangel: ::And again::
BlizzardWolf: ::snaps fingers and dave and Tsenn catch on fire::
davepoobond: AHHHHHHHH
davepoobond: i’m on FIRE
Tsenn: ::kicked twice and on fire not feeling it::
davepoobond: ::BLOWS UP::
Tsenn: err im the sunwalker….
Vampireangel: ::Runs away from Tsenn::
MIDNIGHTWOLFCUB: ::looks at the man who picked the cub up and lickes his hand as a thank you::
davepoobond: i’m gonna go………………bye
BlizzardWolf: ::pats the wolfcubs head::what is your name?
davepoobond: ::jumps out the tavern::
davepoobond: ((gtg bye))
Vampireangel: Now davepoobond is the chicken
Tsenn: ((peace))
Tsenn: no