dintumar – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty driveway
puestoari – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty penis
davepoobond: heh i just thought of something
davepoobond: i should make a porno where all the hot chicks aren’t the ones getting the action
davepoobond: but all these ugly chicks are
davepoobond: it’ll mess with their minds
Para: Women would buy that.
Para: Normal women with no makeup and stuff getting all the hunks.
davepoobond: “if only”
davepoobond: or “i want to be her”
davepoobond: then there’s a sudden surge in ugly women becoming porn actresses
Para: And give it an actual plot.
davepoobond: have an actual plot and then no one would buy it
davepoobond: cause it has too many things that aren’t appealing
Para: Actually no. Women like plots.
Para: Women don’t like hardcore.
Para: We like softcore.
Para: That’s why romance novels sell.
Para: They are smut just like the movies.
Para: They just have a plot.
davepoobond: an untapped market
Para: Pretty much.
heno – n. an ugly fat lady that has her shirt lopsided exposing one shoulder
This form was submitted: Apr 20 2005 / 19:52:45
name = Mysterious G
type = Yuck
title = Her
submission = Theres this really ugly girl and shes so fat that her vagina is the size of 3 tennis balls put togther and her boobs sag down to her chest and her ass leaks anal juice
“the reason why Arab women are in veils, is because most of them are horrid to look at, and it makes the Arabs feel sad to see them because they’re so ugly and hairy, and only gives them a reminder every time they see one of them that all of them will be ugly forever”
“you’re pretty — pretty ugly!”
“ugly, with a capital UG!”
Did you hear about the ugly gal who studied judo in case a man should kiss her and try to run away?
Did you hear about the crook who’s so ugly, the post office refused to put up his wanted pictures on the wall?
If people always laugh at you when you’re a kid, it means one of two things. Either you’re going to grow up to be a comedian or you’re very funny-looking.
When it comes to people’s looks, beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness goes all the way to the bone.
A man should never marry a pretty woman. He should always marry an ugly woman. If a man marries a pretty woman and in a few months she gets tired of him and she runs off, he’s heartbroken. An ugly woman might run away too, but who cares?
BILL: “Wanda isn’t that bad-looking. She does have even teeth.”
WILL: “True! It”s the odd ones that are missing.”