I wanna fly into the air!

I wanna take over the skies!

With my rotting bowl of carrots in hand!

I’ll shit all over the masses and fuck them over!

I have a ton of fucking carrots in my fucking bowl!

Remember when I used to swim through ranch dressing in a two-piece bikini?

Let me take them carrots and put them in my mouth, chew them up, and spit them on your face!

Tags: A DPB Tag, bikini, carrot, mouth, spit

Parody of Britney Spears – Oops I Did It Again

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Some people just blow..

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I think I bit it again..
I gave you relief, my braces are bent-

Oh babay-

It might seem like a crush-
But it doesn’t mean,
That I’m tearing up… (no tears no)
‘Cause to remove my dentures-
Would be so frightful to see…

Oops I bit it again
I grated your parts,
Then flossed all the same..
Oh babay, babay
Oops, you think that I love
This hint of a shove–
I’m not that into it.

You need to wobble like this-
And screaming I say:
“I wish this here nose,
Didn’t look like this..”
I try watching your ways..
Can’t you see that I drool
Endlessly for days..
But to lose my dentures,
That’s just too frightful to see..
Babay-

Oops I bit it again
I grated your parts,
Then flossed all the same..
Oh babay, babay
Oops,you think that I love
This hint of a shove–
I’m not that into it.

“On all fours!”

“Spitney,
Before you go,
There’s something I want you to have..”
“Oh, a noodle toy!! But I’m late for dinner..Isn’t this?”
“Yeah,with extra fizz..”
“But I thought that ‘Old Faithful’ stopped with
No lotion or gin”
“Well baby, I went down &,popped it for you..”
“Oh you shouldn’t have..”

Oh babay
Oops I bit it again
I grated your parts,
Then flossed all the same..
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think that I love
This hint of a shove–
I’m not that into it.

Oops I bit it again
I grated your parts,
Then flossed all the same
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think that I love
This hint of a shove–
I’m not that into it.

Tags: braces, cream, dinner, floss, lotion, Old Faithful, spit

Tagged People: Birgitta, Britney Spears

Dubbish is a very simple language, and there isn’t very much you can really say in it.

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Dub! – a greeting, also means yes

Dud – means no and also goodbye

Duba – you

Duda – me

Dubba – friends

Bubu – Dudbear

Gugu – all other creatures

Da – light and stars

Ba – night

Dadda – light

Dubababa – many or very

Du – little

Baba – music

Dada – please

Gak – used to show displeasure

Bub? – used if you don’t understand

if you are trying to sell lamps, say – dada dadda?

Dabba duba – fuck you!

Foofoo – blow me

Da doodoo – holy shit

::spitting sound:: – eat me

Tags: bear, Dubbish, Dudbear, spit

“The kangaroo is spitting acid.”

- Nose

Tags: kangaroo, spit

Tagged People: Nose

“everybodys gotta spit some time…”

- from the Radio

Tags: radio, spit

“when you eat a cracker, you salivate, and you have some spit in your cracker”

- Homework Hotline

Tags: cracker, Homework Hotline, spit, television

Q: Why did the basketball wear a bib?

A: So it wouldn’t dribble.

Tags: basketball, bib, spit

Q: What do you call a movie musical about having a chest cold?

A: Meet Me in St. Lugey’s.

Tags: cold, movie, musical, spit

Q: What do you call it when a kid clears his throat and spits while working on his bicycle?

A: A lugey wrench.

Tags: bicycle, spit, wrench

Q: What do you call it when a European child clears his throat and spits?

A: A German lugey.

Tags: Europe, Germany, spit

Q: What do you call a movie about an angry baseball official who hocks a lugey at a coach?

A: The Umpire Strikes Back.

Tags: baseball, coach, movie, spit, umpire

Q: What’s the difference between a lugey and a victim in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

A: One of them gets hacked up, and the other just gets hocked up.

Tags: movie, spit

Q: What’s the difference between someone putting a lugey in your milk and an oyster in a shell?

A: One makes a pearl, and the other makes you hurl.

Tags: barf, milk, oyster, pearl, spit

thick spit – n. saliva usually concentrated with a lot of mucus, but not all mucus

Tags: mucus, noun, spit, thick spit