I wanna fly into the air!
I wanna take over the skies!
With my rotting bowl of carrots in hand!
I’ll shit all over the masses and fuck them over!
I have a ton of fucking carrots in my fucking bowl!
Remember when I used to swim through ranch dressing in a two-piece bikini?
Let me take them carrots and put them in my mouth, chew them up, and spit them on your face!
Parody of Britney Spears – Oops I Did It Again
–
Some people just blow..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I bit it again..
I gave you relief, my braces are bent-
Oh babay-
It might seem like a crush-
But it doesn’t mean,
That I’m tearing up… (no tears no)
‘Cause to remove my dentures-
Would be so frightful to see…
Oops I bit it again
I grated your parts,
Then flossed all the same..
Oh babay, babay
Oops, you think that I love
This hint of a shove–
I’m not that into it.
You need to wobble like this-
And screaming I say:
“I wish this here nose,
Didn’t look like this..”
I try watching your ways..
Can’t you see that I drool
Endlessly for days..
But to lose my dentures,
That’s just too frightful to see..
Babay-
Oops I bit it again
I grated your parts,
Then flossed all the same..
Oh babay, babay
Oops,you think that I love
This hint of a shove–
I’m not that into it.
“On all fours!”
“Spitney,
Before you go,
There’s something I want you to have..”
“Oh, a noodle toy!! But I’m late for dinner..Isn’t this?”
“Yeah,with extra fizz..”
“But I thought that ‘Old Faithful’ stopped with
No lotion or gin”
“Well baby, I went down &,popped it for you..”
“Oh you shouldn’t have..”
Oh babay
Oops I bit it again
I grated your parts,
Then flossed all the same..
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think that I love
This hint of a shove–
I’m not that into it.
Oops I bit it again
I grated your parts,
Then flossed all the same
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think that I love
This hint of a shove–
I’m not that into it.
Dubbish is a very simple language, and there isn’t very much you can really say in it. Dubbish’s origins are from the game Legend of Mana by Square Enix.
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Dub! – a greeting, also means yes
Dud – means no and also goodbye
Duba – you
Duda – me
Dubba – friends
Bubu – Dudbear
Gugu – all other creatures
Da – light and stars
Ba – night
Dadda – light
Dubababa – many or very
Du – little
Baba – music
Dada – please
Gak – used to show displeasure
Bub? – used if you don’t understand
if you are trying to sell lamps, say – dada dadda?
Dabba duba – fuck you!
Foofoo – blow me
Da doodoo – holy shit
::spitting sound:: – eat me
“The kangaroo is spitting acid.”
– Nose
“everybodys gotta spit some time…”
– from the Radio
“when you eat a cracker, you salivate, and you have some spit in your cracker”
– Homework Hotline
Q: Why did the basketball wear a bib?
A: So it wouldn’t dribble.
Q: What do you call a movie musical about having a chest cold?
A: Meet Me in St. Lugey’s.
Q: What do you call it when a kid clears his throat and spits while working on his bicycle?
A: A lugey wrench.
Q: What do you call it when a European child clears his throat and spits?
A: A German lugey.
Q: What do you call a movie about an angry baseball official who hocks a lugey at a coach?
A: The Umpire Strikes Back.
Q: What’s the difference between a lugey and a victim in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
A: One of them gets hacked up, and the other just gets hocked up.
Q: What’s the difference between someone putting a lugey in your milk and an oyster in a shell?
A: One makes a pearl, and the other makes you hurl.
thick spit – n. saliva usually concentrated with a lot of mucus, but not all mucus