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Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#21895: janiekishiazg -> davepoobond

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janiekishiazg: im soo bad … come spank me!

davepoobond: ok

janiekishiazg: hey 🙂

davepoobond: hi

janiekishiazg: how are you , are you busy? ? 🙂

davepoobond: hi

janiekishiazg: oohh ok well I saw ur online wanted to see if you wanted to chat in private right now ?? if your alone of course 😉 … i am 😉

davepoobond: hi

janiekishiazg: ok well 😉  ..just go here babe  (spam url here), just click on the accept the invite GREEN button … hurry my cam is on already …

davepoobond: is this reality

janiekishiazg: can you see ME??? … 😉 very sexy huh …lol well this site is soo cool .. we can chat with other girls in a big chat room … its like a big

orgy lol plus its free with my friend pass PLEASE DONT GIVE IT OUT!lol

davepoobond: my name is poop

davepoobond: i just came out of an ass

janiekishiazg: mindy

davepoobond: who

janiekishiazg: k papi rico i cant hear you or see wut your wrighting till you sign in soo ill be waiting just fill out the info for your account and the cc is just for age verification ok… (spam url here) here it is just in case you didnt get it 🙂

davepoobond: who are you

davepoobond: who is your daddy and what does he do

janiekishiazg: ok babe im ready, were are you?? you sign up ???im wet and waiting lol literly lol

davepoobond: yes i did

davepoobond: show me that pussy

janiekishiazg: K bye , ill be waiting …xoxo

davepoobond: what do you mean

davepoobond: are you leaving

janiekishiazg: punch my kitten 😉

davepoobond: i thought you said you wanted to chat

janiekishiazg: k

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I Was Walking Down the Street Phrases

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– One day I was walking down the street when a tree bit me in the ass.

– One day I was walking down the street when a panda began to spank me and call me nancy.

– One day I was walking down the street and a dolphin took a crap on me.

– One day I was walking down the street and I was ambushed by a group of gay lawyers wearing tutu’s.

– One day I was walking down the street when a baboon walked up to me and pinched my behind.

– One day I was walking down the street when I realized my bosom was showing so I buried myself in a sewage tank and began to sing christmas carols.

– One day I was walking down the street and saw two squirrels doin it doggy style on top of a parked car.

– One day I was walking down the street when a monkey came and took my pants.

– One day I was walking down the street and a albanian prostitute tickled me.

– One day I was walking down the street and saw a man filming pornography in a tree.

– One day I was walking down the street when an eel slapped me.

– One day I was walking down the street and I saw a man named Bubba removing a white substance from his eye (god knows what it was).