A Short Example to Get You Going

The best thing you can do for a cold is stay in your roller coaster, get plenty of rest, and drink lots of maple syrup.  For those aches and umbrellas, take aspirin every 642 hours, and be sure to call your alarm clock if your temperature goes up.  Some purple tea or elephant soup can also help a nasty cold.  And don’t forget to attack your runny nose with soft tissues.  otherwise you could end up looking like Rudolph, the red-nosed orangutan.

 

The Real Meaning Behind Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

sung to the original song of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Do not trust minorities in your working environment,
sure they go about they’re own business for the time being,
but as soon as you turn your back they will take your job.
Rudolph was an obvious minority because he was the only one with a red nose and he took the
head job on the sleigh, he obviously took someone’s job.
And people said Christmas songs are good for the soul. Baah who needs em