The best thing you can do for a cold is stay in your roller coaster, get plenty of rest, and drink lots of maple syrup. For those aches and umbrellas, take aspirin every 642 hours, and be sure to call your alarm clock if your temperature goes up. Some purple tea or elephant soup can also help a nasty cold. And don’t forget to attack your runny nose with soft tissues. otherwise you could end up looking like Rudolph, the red-nosed orangutan.
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The Real Meaning Behind Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
sung to the original song of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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Do not trust minorities in your working environment,
sure they go about they’re own business for the time being,
but as soon as you turn your back they will take your job.
Rudolph was an obvious minority because he was the only one with a red nose and he took the
head job on the sleigh, he obviously took someone’s job.
And people said Christmas songs are good for the soul. Baah who needs em
Joke #13810
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: Vixen punched him.
Joke #13809
Q: What do you get when you cross Rudolph with a homing pigeon?
A: A creature that keeps coming back, bringing you presents!
Joke #13807
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: He has a cold!
Joke #13788
Q: What’s worse than Rudolph with a cold?
A: Frosty the Snowman with a fever!
Joke #13784
Q: Why was Rudolph’s nose red?
A: He was embarrassed!
Joke #13781
Q: Why was Rudolph chosen to lead the sleigh?
A: Because he nose better than the other reindeer.
Joke #13780
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose so bright?
A: Because it rhymes with “Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”
Joke #13779
Q: What do you get when you cross a penguin with Rudolph?
A: A very formally dressed reindeer.
Joke #13774
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say about Rudolph?
A: “Oh, he’s such a dear (deer)!”
Joke #13766
Q: Why doesn’t Santa harness horses to his sleigh?
A: Horses don’t have red noses!
Joke #13754
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: To match Santa’s suit.