One day, two old men at a retirement home were sitting on the front porch.
One man says to the other, “Ya know, Bill, if you think about it, we are not that old. I mean, my memory is still very good.”
As the man said this, he knocked on the wood chair beside him. “Actually, sharp as ever.”
After a couple minutes of silence, he said, “So, is anyone going to get the door or do I have to do it?”
retired people – n. assholes that had a good job
;} lucky assholes that get paid to do nothing
;} these lucky fucking assholes get paid 3 times what I make to work my ass off, & they don’t work at all!!!