On your 120th birthday and you were alive, would you:

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Joke #9294: Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door

One day, two old men at a retirement home were sitting on the front porch.

One man says to the other, “Ya know, Bill, if you think about it, we are not that old. I mean, my memory is still very good.”

As the man said this, he knocked on the wood chair beside him. “Actually, sharp as ever.”

After a couple minutes of silence, he said, “So, is anyone going to get the door or do I have to do it?”