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Stupid IMs

#23110: condemnedgirly705 -> davepoobond

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condemnedgirly705: Was up there…

davepoobond: oh hai how r u

condemnedgirly705: Hey 🙂 do we know each other?

davepoobond: idk do we????

condemnedgirly705: lol its ok I was just looking for someone to chat with and it said you were online, I hope you don’t mind chatting with a bored single 23/f ? 🙂

davepoobond: oh really??????

condemnedgirly705: mmmhmmm <3

davepoobond: do you like to go to the park???

condemnedgirly705: yea and i’ll do whatever you want me to do…

davepoobond: like what???

condemnedgirly705: so..What kinda girls you in to? Are you in to BIG TITS or a BIG BOOTY? ;)~

davepoobond: what is that???

condemnedgirly705: lol.. I have a lot of both!! 😉 I have some free time now my roommate went out…I guess I love to tease 😉 Wanna see? its up to u…im in the mood lol

davepoobond: you are making no sense?!??!?!

condemnedgirly705: Ok… let me set my cam up and I’ll show u my booty shaking skillz ..tell me if u like it ok ? LOL.. brb

davepoobond: u r crzy

condemnedgirly705: Ok, click here and it will bring u to my private 1on1 chat..There’s a few pix of me in there, click the “Accept Invite” to the left, then register and it’ll take you straight to my webcam, I’m there now.. 😉

Jokes

Joke #12978

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Two kids were having a fist fight in the park when a cop broke up the battle.  “What’s going on here?” the officer demanded.

Pointing at the little girl, the boy said, “She called me stupid.”

The policeman looked at the little girl.  “That wasn’t very nice.  Why don’t you tell him you’re sorry?”

Intimidated by the officer’s presence, the girl agree, “Okay,” she said to the boy, “I’m sorry you’re stupid.”

Lists

Your Blind Date is a Dud If…

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If you’re a fellow who goes out on a lot of blind dates, you’ve got to beware of real duds.  Your blind date is a dud if:

– She’s the kind of girl who uses too much perfume and not enough deodorant.

– She yells downstairs that she’ll be ready as soon as she finds her wig and false teeth.

– She sticks her bublegum behind her ear to kiss you hello.

– You have to stand on a chair to kiss her hello.

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If you’re a girl who goes out on blind dates, you’ve got to beware of losers.  Girls, your blind date is a loser if:

– He has more hair on his face than he does on his head.

– He picks the lock of your front door instead of knocking.

– He shows up driving a hearse.

– He asks you if you’d like something to drink and takes you to the water fountain in the park.

– He takes you to a fancy restaurant wearing a tee shirt with another girl’s picture printed on it.

– When he meets your parents, he picks a fight with them.