Squacklecast Episode 36 – “Toys R Us That’s Why We R Bankrupt”

This entry is part 36 of 37 in the series The Squacklecast

This episode has it all!

Ass!

Titties!

Porn parody crossovers!

MORE STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And Toys R Us store-visiting experiences!!!

We talk about the general concept of shared universes and crossovers.  There’s a general lack of crossovers nowadays, and I think the idea that Alien, Blade Runner, and Soldier all being in the same universe is a dandy one.  Thanks Ridley Scott!

The new Jersey Shore reunion is a topic of discussion.

And there’s a Star Wars: The Last Jedi porn parody.  It’s probably better than The Last Jedi.

Looks like they got rid of Finn completely — so it’s actually just the director’s cut of The Last Jedi.

See you next bankruptcy!

 

10 Ways The Mafia Can Improve Its Image

1. After whacking a guy, stick around to help with the cleanup.

2. Appeal to the younger generation by changing spelling of “Mafia” to “Maphia.”

3. Goodbye cement shoes, hello comfortable Prowalker shoes from Rockport.

4. Rub out that annoying kid in the Dell commercials.

5. Gala “Mafia Awards” ceremony hosted by Hollywood’s brightest stars.

6. New strong-arm tactic: take someone to the circus and then threaten to never take them again!

7. Oh I don’t know, maybe stop killing everybody

8. Three words: Mafia Book Club

9. Don’t just say you’re dumping a body in New Jersey, say you’re dumping a body in New Jersey — home of the soon-to-be-world-champion Nets!

10. Every once in a while, make someone an offer they can refuse