pimlico – v. to lift your skirt higher than six inches to avoid a mud puddle
Q: What’s seven feet tall, wallows in mud, and has a huge snout?
A: Pig Foot.
“You’re just as happy as a pig in a mud slide with that mask, aren’t you”
– Mrs. Stickums
“Life is made of marble and mud”
– Nathaniel Hawthorne, The House of the Seven Gables
Q: Want to hear a dirty joke?
A: A pig fell in the mud.
You can always recognize a gossip at a beauty parlor. She’s the lady with a face full of mud and an ear full of dirt.
MESS SGT: “Do me a favor, Weaver. Taste what’s in that pot over there.”
PVT WEAVER: “Yech! It tastes like dish water.”
MESS SGT: “Thanks! It must be the stew because the pea soup tastes like mud.”
Q: What is the main drawback to eating pig brains?
A: Afterward, you always feel like wallowing around in a mudhole.
muddery – n. a place that makes mud
dumhala – n. a mall you can buy mud at