supimosid – n. a family gathering for playing board games while wearing only mop heads for loin cloths
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
Ha ha ha – I eat my poo!
Q: Why is it so hard for goths to get work?
A: Because all they can do is mope the floors are depress the buttons.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.”
I said, “You’ll be sorry.”
He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?”
I said, “Well, It’s not very absorbent and you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”
Q: What do janitors do if they catch fire?
A: Stop, mop and glo.
hintre – n. a mopping race