“I feel like a dwarf amongst midgets over there, man!”

- D-Win

Tags: dwarf, midget

Tagged People: D-Win

A midget walks in to a bar, takes a few shots of whiskey, jumps up on the bar stool and said, “Hey, any of you motherfuckers want to fight me?”

A guy 6 feet two inches tall and weighing 253 lbs stood up and said, “I’ll fight you!”  The little midget jumped on him and beat the shit out of him.

Next night the midget walked in and took a few shots, jumped on his bar stool and said, “Hey, any of you motherfuckers want to fight me?”

This time an even bigger guy stood up. He was about 6 foot 5 inches and weighed 348 lbs. The midget jumped on him and beat the shit out of him, too.

So the bar owner went out and bought a gorilla and locked it in the bathroom.

Later that night the midget walked in, took a few shots of whiskey and jumped on the bar stool and asked if there were any sons of bitches that want to fight. This time no one stood up. The bar owner said, “There’s a guy in the bathroom that wants to kick your fucking ass.”

Now the gorilla was in the bathroom for about 6 hours and was really pissed off. That midget walked into the bathroom and there was all kinds of noise for about 2 hours. Finally that midget walked out, sat down all out of breath, looked at the bar owner and said, “Tell that damn black guy his fur coat is in the toilet.”

Tags: black, fur, gorilla, midget

Tagged People: killab

Q: What do you call a black midget in Ireland?

A: A lepra-coon.

Tags: black, Ireland, midget

Tagged People: killab

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Tags: alien, America, England, midget, Stonehenge

“I’m a psychotic porn star midget. I like oily foods and cheese. Grease is your friend. I also like 1950′s foreign horror films and sniffing glue and other substances. I also play the guitar.”

- Nose

Tags: glue, guitar, midget, porn star

Tagged People: Nose

Midgets are the only people who don’t mind being in debt up to their ears.

Tags: ear, midget, money

AN OLD CIRCUS PROVERB: Never gamble with midgets. They always bet way over their heads.

Tags: circus, gambling, midget

JOE: “I don’t expect too much from a girl.  I just want a girl who’ll walk up to me, look me in the eye and love what she sees.”

MOE: “You don’t want a girl.  You want a blind midget.”

Tags: blind, girl, midget

Of course you’ve heard about the athlete who was so short, he could only play handball against the curb.

Tags: athlete, handball, midget

Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget that escaped from prison?

A: A small medium at large.

Tags: midget, prison, psychic

pygch – n. a midget lady on a bus asking if you own any horses

Tags: bus, horse, midget, noun, pygch

anade – n. a midget playing a professional sport

Tags: anade, midget, noun

enegahul – n. a midget cheerleader

Tags: cheerleader, enegahul, midget, noun

gotoshow – v. to have sex with a midget

Tags: gotoshow, midget, sex, verb