#23300: davepoobond -> NHL770

davepoobond: I’ll suck your dick

NHL770: asl

davepoobond: 56/f23/hawaii

NHL770: Hi, my name is dave

davepoobond: how about that!

NHL770: sorry im straight

davepoobond: my name is dave too!

davepoobond: i am too

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Joke #18641

Enjoying her vacation in Hawaii, Lisa called a cafe to make reservations for 7 P.M. Checking her book, the cheery hostess said, “I’m sorry, but all we have is 6:45. Would you like that?”

“That’s fine,” Lisa said.

“Okay,” the woman confirmed. Then she added, “Just be advised that you may have to wait 15 minutes for your table.”


Joke #12997

When a farmer returned home from a vacation in Hawaii, his neighbor asked him to describe what a hula dance was like.  Naturally the farmer explained the exotic dance in his own simple way.  “The dancers put a crop of hay in the front field,” he said, “and they put another crop of hay in the back field.  Then when the music starts, they rotate the crops.”