3 Pennies

stimpyismyname had 3 pennies.

He told me that if I guessed which they’d all land on, I could keep the pennies.

If it didn’t land on what I guessed, I had to give him 3 pennies.

I guessed that they would all be tails, and when he tossed them on the ground, they were all tails, but he said I said all heads.

The bastard ended up taking the pennies.

 

Joke #5208: Groundhog Day

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.”

 

“Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.

 

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived . Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

 

The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home.

 

“First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!” she exclaimed.

 

“I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!”