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Joke #20862

Posted on March 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the boy put glue on his pencil?

A: He wanted his words to stick.

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Categories: (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: glue, pencil

 

When Earth first formed, it was probably

Posted on February 4, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

When Earth first formed, it was probably

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Categories: The Squackle Quiz

Tags: crap, Earth, fart, glue, piano

 

Can you change milk into glue?

Posted on January 31, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Can you change milk into glue?

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Tags: glue, milk

 

Quote #15591

Posted on January 17, 2011 by Nose Leave a comment

“I’m a psychotic porn star midget. I like oily foods and cheese. Grease is your friend. I also like 1950’s foreign horror films and sniffing glue and other substances. I also play the guitar.”

– Nose

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Tags: glue, guitar, midget, porn star

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Quote #14264

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“If we got carried away we’d use the ketchup and mustard to use as the glue”

– Ms. Boms

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Tags: glue, ketchup, mustard

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Joke #12740

Posted on December 1, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

My neighbors think they’re big deals just because they have a marble table top.  How they had the patience to glue together all those marbles I’ll never know.

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Tags: glue, marble, neighbor, table

 

Joke #12687

Posted on November 29, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

The people in my home town are so poor that the statue of our local hero in the park is made out of toothpicks glued together.

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Tags: glue, statue, toothpick

 

talabi

Posted on December 23, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

talabi – v. to invent a formula for glue

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Tags: glue, talabi, verb

 

UHUStic

Posted on December 22, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

UHUStic – n. the gayest name for a glue stick ever in the world, and lgue sticks suck, too

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Tags: glue, glue stick, lgue, noun, UHUStic

 

wizzed up

Posted on September 1, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

wizzed up – adj. hacked of glue while attempting to drink toilet water.

Ex. Sally the Whore sniffed glue then drank a cup of toilet water. FUCK WEED!!! Smoke more cat nip.

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Tags: adjective, glue, toilet, water, wizzed up

 

trosn

Posted on September 1, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

trosn – n. to put carpenter’s wood glue in an English room

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Tags: glue, noun, trosn

 

smarglif

Posted on August 30, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

smarglif – n. a penguin glued on a pencil

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Tags: glue, noun, pencil, penguin, smarglif

 

kovac

Posted on August 16, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

kovac – n. a set of drums covered in glue

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Tags: drum, glue, kovac, noun

 

hiwerqua

Posted on August 11, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

hiwerqua – v. to glue a midget to the underside of a school bus

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Tags: glue, hiwerqua, midget, school bus, verb

 

hafti

Posted on August 11, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

hafti – n. a rubber ducky glued onto something

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Tags: duck, glue, hafti, noun

 
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