ullettuce – n. the best lettuce you’ve ever had in your life
zelary – n. fake celery. Often made of plastic or metal.
ipudisteie – v. to eat dinner while on the toilet
molidon – n. ravioli-stuffed watermelon
Ex. Serving molidon with a side of beans is recommended.
uescritor – n. a meal of string cheese and Gatorade
amrof – v. to be jailed for not eating a meal with your father
gashua – v. to eat three bananas for lunch after eating a burrito
manacho – n. fried chips made from the husk of a human
Quaow Mix – n. food that really really hungry cats ask for, by name. <see quaow>
buenuno – n. a hot dog that makes you gain 13 pounds
The owner of a fan page on Facebook for a local fast food joint’s breakfast burrito is currently having a meltdown. Instead of the page being about Breakfast Burritos, it is now about lifted Ford trucks, but still retains the Breakfast Burrito name.
Here are some select pieces observed that are worth preserving.
“You can never have too many hamburgers when you’re on vacation like us.”
– a lady customer at a fast food joint
“When you guys die before me, because of your bad food choices, I’ll be laughing on your grave while suckin’ down my bowl of heaven.”
xeof – v. to cook in the dark because you feel like being dangerous, not out of necessity