buenuno – n. a hot dog that makes you gain 13 pounds
The owner of a fan page on Facebook for a local fast food joint’s breakfast burrito is currently having a meltdown. Instead of the page being about Breakfast Burritos, it is now about lifted Ford trucks, but still retains the Breakfast Burrito name.
Here are some select pieces observed that are worth preserving.
“You can never have too many hamburgers when you’re on vacation like us.”
- a lady customer at a fast food joint
“When you guys die before me, because of your bad food choices, I’ll be laughing on your grave while suckin’ down my bowl of heaven.”
Tagged People: MWMATRD
xeof – v. to cook in the dark because you feel like being dangerous, not out of necessity
olgortega – n. a gooey cheesecake mixed with pieces of a candy bar
Ex. That olgortega wasn’t very good. It made me sick. I better drink some coffee.
teloda – n. the cheese dust in a package that comes with macaroni and cheese
Ex. That’s some high quality teloda in that there box of mac!
guelmo – v. to eat cereal in the morning, but become so hungry again that since you have absolutely nothing else to eat, you eat cereal again
xmni – n. a pineapple teriyaki sauce smoothie
sangran – n. a beverage which is made by mixing champagne, orange juice, and piss.
ibanera – v. to eat a steak dinner while on the toilet
guisapano – v. to pee in your cereal full of milk and then eat it