yadliuvbelirg – n. A food item which is prepared by putting sticks of uncooked spaghetti on a plate, covering it with marinara sauce, putting a slice of deli-cut cheese, and then microwaving for a while
qeewsaede – n. a Mexican food restaurant that has run out of guacamole
spuesiuqpu – n. soul food made in the bathroom
cidmototoro – n. a highly effeminate pulled pork connoisseur
ullettuce – n. the best lettuce you’ve ever had in your life
zelary – n. fake celery. Often made of plastic or metal.
ipudisteie – v. to eat dinner while on the toilet
molidon – n. ravioli-stuffed watermelon
Ex. Serving molidon with a side of beans is recommended.
uescritor – n. a meal of string cheese and Gatorade
amrof – v. to be jailed for not eating a meal with your father
gashua – v. to eat three bananas for lunch after eating a burrito
manacho – n. fried chips made from the husk of a human
Quaow Mix – n. food that really really hungry cats ask for, by name. <see quaow>
buenuno – n. a hot dog that makes you gain 13 pounds
The owner of a fan page on Facebook for a local fast food joint’s breakfast burrito is currently having a meltdown. Instead of the page being about Breakfast Burritos, it is now about lifted Ford trucks, but still retains the Breakfast Burrito name.
Here are some select pieces observed that are worth preserving.