“You can never have too many hamburgers when you’re on vacation like us.”

- a lady customer at a fast food joint

Tags: customer, food, hamburger, restaurant

“When you guys die before me, because of your bad food choices, I’ll be laughing on your grave while suckin’ down my bowl of heaven.”

- MWMATRD

Tags: bowl, death, food, grave

Tagged People: MWMATRD

xeof – v. to cook in the dark because you feel like being dangerous, not out of necessity

Tags: food, verb, xeof

hohij – n. a lunch break that you didn’t eat anything during

Tags: food, hohij, lunch, noun

olgortega – n. a gooey cheesecake mixed with pieces of a candy bar

Ex. That olgortega wasn’t very good.  It made me sick.  I better drink some coffee.

Tags: candy, cheesecake, food, noun, olgortega

teloda – n. the cheese dust in a package that comes with macaroni and cheese

Ex. That’s some high quality teloda in that there box of mac!

Tags: cheese, food, noun, pasta, teloda

guelmo – v. to eat cereal in the morning, but become so hungry again that since you have absolutely nothing else to eat, you eat cereal again

Tags: cereal, food, guelmo, verb

agenta – n. imitation meat that tastes nothing like meat

Tags: agenta, food, meat, noun

xmni – n. a pineapple teriyaki sauce smoothie

Tags: drink, food, noun, pineapple, teriyaki sauce, xmni

sangran – n. a beverage which is made by mixing champagne, orange juice, and piss.

Tags: champagne, drink, food, noun, orange juice, piss, sangran

ibanera – v. to eat a steak dinner while on the toilet

Tags: dinner, food, ibanera, steak, toilet, verb

guisapano – v. to pee in your cereal full of milk and then eat it

Tags: cereal, food, guisapano, milk, pee, verb

“I hate movies, and I hate music. I also hate fun and food. Let’s see, I also hate all people and animals alike. I hate booze and partying. Blah, I hate water! Who needs that junk anyways? I hate cars and bicycles. I tend to also hate people that are fun loving. I hate being healthy. That right there makes me sick to my stomach!”

- from a girl’s dating profile

Tags: dating, food, girl, profile, water

Q: What do you call a blonde with a bucket on her head?

A: All you can eat under a buck.

Tags: blonde, bucket, food, head

Tagged People: nice fucker

I’m really good at:

“watching tv”

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

“what to eat next”

- from a girl’s dating profile

Tags: dating, food, girl, profile, television