esquivel – n. a large bear-shaped container full of animal crackers that only costs 5 dollars
Q: What do you call a white person on fire?
A: Fire cracker.
MOM: “How about a dip with your crackers?”
TOM: “No, thanks, I don’t want to get crumbs in the pool.”
Q: Why did the Triscuit lock itself in the bank vault?
A: So it could become a safe-cracker!
Q: What do you feed your pet frog?
A: Croakers and milk!
Q: What pet food goes best with milk?
A: People crackers!
“when you eat a cracker, you salivate, and you have some spit in your cracker”
– Homework Hotline
grahamwiche – n. a sandwich where graham crackers is substituted for bread