Ridiculous Spam Mail #22175

Subject: Visit the Russia! Without clothes..

I was at the farm and suddenly saw William Blunk putting arm up the horses asrse, till his elbow.

Have you seen anything like that?

Just take a close look at that shit:

<insert link>

Tell me please, if you, pervert, really want to follow me, next time I go outside the town!

 

Quote #22097

::insert picture of a more-or-less hot chick::

“I am unique. You love me.
My favorite thing to do is eat. I enjoy books, they are more entertaining than most people.
I am not sarcastic and hate humor.
Music is for the weak.
Lets get tacos sometime.
I always wear a pleather jumpsuit underneath my clothes.”

– from a girl’s dating profile.