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Squacklecast Episode 2 - We Planned This Out [ 45 min. 52 sec. | 62.99 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (85)

Hello again, faithful Squacklers!  This week we talk about more random movies with the second episode of the Squacklecast — “We Planned This Out.”  Davepoobond and Solid Billy take on the pressing questions of our times, like “Why does Jean Claude Van Damme play the same character in Kickboxer and Bloodsport?” and realizing that Sean Bean is actually a lazy actor because he dies in practically all his movies so he doesn’t have to act anymore!

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The Schticky Commercial:

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Vince Offer was arrested for an altercation with a prostitute.

And here’s his mugshot!

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Vince Offer should just get a lavalier mic.  But he insists on using his stupid headset.

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The Shamwow Spanish commercial:

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The SlapChop!

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The Better Marriage Blanket

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American Reunion is coming out.

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American Pie: The Naked Mile was pretty dumb.

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Shannon Elizabeth could carry a movie by herself as a stereotypical foreigner.

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End of Days is probably better than Collateral Damage.

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John Leguizamo’s List of Victims

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There was a lot of innuendo in Home Alone 2.

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Training Day is a lot more like Home Alone 2 than you might care to realize…

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Home Alone 3 was also a travesty.

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There were only two black guys in Glory, a movie about a black-american regiment in the Civil War.

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Dr. Who should reunite all the James Bonds in a “reunion” movie.

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Little Man should be re-released in 3D.

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Song of the South should be released in 3D, too.  But its in the Disney Vault’s Secret Chamber, never to be seen again.

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Bloodsport vs. Kickboxer – more like red haired guy vs. black guy with a machine gun!

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Sean Bean dies in all the movies he’s in:

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Someone getting hurt or killed during a robbery should be a given, shouldn’t it?

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Ca$h is the movie where Sean Bean dies twice.

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Thanks for tuning in!  Next time we’ll be live at Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles.

Tags: A DPB Tag, America, blanket, commercial, Home Alone, marriage, podcast, prostitute

Tagged People: davepoobond, John Leguizamo, Sean Bean, Solid Billy, Vince Offer

Q: What did one sleepy pig say to the other sleepy pig?

A: “Stop hogging the blankets!”

Tags: blanket, pig, sleep

Q: Which dog is as warm as a blanket?

A: An afghan!

Tags: Afghanistan, blanket, dog

“I should’ve known you were hiding under your favorite blanket”

- Clifford, The Big Red Dog

Tags: blanket, Clifford the Big Red Dog, television

A patient in the local hospital was really angry. He called his doctor and told him, “That dumb nurse came into my room last night and plugged my electric blanket into the automatic toaster on my night table and every five minutes I kept popping out of the darned bed!”

Tags: bed, blanket, doctor, hospital, nurse, patient, toaster

sutchuff – n. a blanket used as a cape

Tags: blanket, cape, clothing, noun, sutchuff

sutchiff – n. a blanket used as a flag

Tags: blanket, flag, noun, sutchiff

zibbi – n. a blanket you can buy at McDonalds

Tags: blanket, noun, zibbi

Tagged People: McDonalds

hojiwala – n. a quilt of love

Tags: blanket, hojiwala, love, noun

drunjliknerolf – n. a guy who spreads out a blanket during recess on the classroom floor while no one’s there and then strips and masturbates and sprays sperm all over the place then slurps it back up.

Ex. Elijah is a drunjliknerolf.

Tags: blanket, classroom, drunjliknerolf, semen