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Quote #24153

“CHAAARRRRRGGGE! SMASH THEIR BALLS MORTAL STRIKE THEIR FORESKINS REND THIER BUM CRACK AND DUMP YOUR RAGE WITH WHIRLWIND POP YOUR TRINKET POP IT LIKE YOU POPED YOU COCK RECKLESSNESS AS YOU EXECUTE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS RAVAGER THEIR DICK HOLES SWEEPING STRIKE BLADESTORM OFF THEIR… GENITAAAAAAAALLLLS….”

– Tactialxtent, in World of Warcraft

The Many Ways to Say Testicles

This entry is part 4 of 5 in the series The Many Ways To Say...

A

B – Balls, Berries, Bulge, Ballsack, Basket

C

D

E – Equipment

F – Family jewels, Fuzzy peaches

G – Gonads, Groin

H

I

J – Jewels, Junk

K

L

M – Merchandise

N – Nads, Nuts, Nutsack

O

P – Pills, Privates

Q

R – Rocks

S – Stones, Sack, Scrotum

T – Testicles, Testes

U – Undercarriage

V

W

X

Y

Z

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21942

I hate you

You hate me

Barney gave you H.I.V.

So I kicked him in the balls

And you shot him in the head

Now that purple bastards dead

(I hate him so much)

Another version of this song:

I hate you

You hate me

Barney gave me HIV

So I kicked him in the balls

And I punched him in the head

Now that purple bastards dead!

Joke #18532

A man picks up his golf-indifferent girlfriend after he has come from the links. While he’s driving the tees in his pocket fall out. His girlfriend asks, “Harry, what are those things that just fell out of your pockets?”

“Oh, those are called tees. I put my balls on them when I’m driving.”

“Oh, well. Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.”

You are having a nice, calming time scuba diving…

You are having a nice, calming time scuba diving, and all of a sudden, Rosie O' Donnel appears out of nowhere screaming "KIDS RUUUUUUUUULE!" in the water! You..

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