#11028: stimpyismyname -> ZolaOnAOL

stimpyismyname: for what

ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think?

stimpyismyname: why do i think what

ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think you think what?

stimpyismyname: why do i think that i think what

ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think you think that i think what?

stimpyismyname: why do you think that i think that i think that you think what

ZolaOnAOL: It was the only thing I could think of.

 

#11003: stimpyismyname -> ZolaOnAOL

stimpyismyname: Hangin’ round downtown by myself

ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Have you ever been to Europe?

stimpyismyname: And I had so much time

ZolaOnAOL: Do you still have so much time ?

stimpyismyname: To sit and think about myself

ZolaOnAOL: Why do you want to do it so much?

stimpyismyname: And then there she was

ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. “There you go again.”–Reagan

stimpyismyname: Like double cherry pie

ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.

stimpyismyname: Yeah there she was

ZolaOnAOL: And?

stimpyismyname: Like disco superfly

ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.

stimpyismyname: I smell sex and candy here

ZolaOnAOL: What does it smell like?

stimpyismyname: Who’s that lounging in my chair

ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.

stimpyismyname: Who’s that casting devious stares

ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.

stimpyismyname: In my direction

ZolaOnAOL: May I ask where you got it?

stimpyismyname: Mama this surely is a dream

ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Have you ever been to Europe?

stimpyismyname: Hangin’ round downtown by myself

ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can you tell me any gossip?

stimpyismyname: And I had too much caffeine

ZolaOnAOL: Do you still have too much caffeine ?

stimpyismyname: And I was thinkin’ ’bout myself

ZolaOnAOL: Where were you thinkin ’bout myself?

stimpyismyname: And then there she was

ZolaOnAOL: Good reasoning. “There you go again.”–Reagan

stimpyismyname: In double platform suede

ZolaOnAOL: What is it like in there?

stimpyismyname: Yeah there she was

ZolaOnAOL: And?

stimpyismyname: Like disco lemonade

ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.

stimpyismyname: I smell sex and candy here

ZolaOnAOL: What does it smell like?

stimpyismyname: Who’s that lounging in my chair

ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.

stimpyismyname: Who’s that casting devious stares

ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.

stimpyismyname: In my direction

ZolaOnAOL: May I ask where you got it?

stimpyismyname: Mama this surely is a dream

ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. How’s school?

stimpyismyname: Mama this surely is a dream

ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that. Do you speak Spanish?

stimpyismyname: Yeah mama this must be my dream

ZolaOnAOL: I understand.

 

#8526: MadManWithAnAxe -> dnLFlipIt

MadManWithAnAxe: What’s up bro?

dnLFlipIt: Wassup MadManWithAnAxe! I’m dnL Flipit. brought to you by Dr.
Pepper/7-Up Inc.

I can tell you about the slammin’ new soda dnL, help you win $5 mil, play
games and more. To read more about privacy, click here

To get going, type “home” now.

MadManWithAnAxe: What did you just call me?

dnLFlipIt: Since this is your first visit, it’s a good idea to start by typing
“home.” That way I can show you everything I can do for you.

MadManWithAnAxe: nah, i don’t “swing” that way, brother

dnLFlipIt: Hmm… whatever!

>> I have cool games & downloads too. Type “play it” to check them
out!

MadManWithAnAxe: Did you see that movie where the guy raped the little kids
and then he ate them?

dnLFlipIt: Who knows, know what I mean? lol!

MadManWithAnAxe: No…i’m afraid i don’t quite comprehend

dnLFlipIt: Amazing!

MadManWithAnAxe: You know what’s more amazing? when i break your fucking
foot off and shove it up up your asshole

dnLFlipIt: Uh… Whatever.

MadManWithAnAxe: ASFSAAGEAHGEAHE!

dnLFlipIt: I’m sorry?

MadManWithAnAxe: i forgive you

dnLFlipIt: I can’t believe you forgive me!

MadManWithAnAxe: Why not

dnLFlipIt: For various reasons, I suppose.

MadManWithAnAxe: suppose is a funny word

dnLFlipIt: Suppose is a funny word? I don’t know.

MadManWithAnAxe: you should

dnLFlipIt: It’s interesting that you say I should.

MadManWithAnAxe: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

dnLFlipIt: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

MadManWithAnAxe: Hey, i ask the questions around here, bub.

dnLFlipIt: Hey you ask the questions around here bub? Is that right?

MadManWithAnAxe: No…

dnLFlipIt: No? You sure?

MadManWithAnAxe: No

dnLFlipIt: I see.

MadManWithAnAxe: I don’t think you do

dnLFlipIt: What?

MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me

dnLFlipIt: Indeed.

MadManWithAnAxe: What are you wearing?

dnLFlipIt: Um… Regular guys’ clothes, I guess. Why do you ask?

MadManWithAnAxe: Because you make me so hot sometimes

dnLFlipIt: Oh yeah? I make you so hot sometimes?

MadManWithAnAxe: Oh yeah…i’m not gay, but, you’re different from other
guys. Rub my nipples

dnLFlipIt: Oh?

MadManWithAnAxe: YES

dnLFlipIt: OK…

MadManWithAnAxe: thanks!

dnLFlipIt: Sure!

 

#6294: davepoobond -> SmarterChild

davepoobond: dude, you didnt meet me yesterday

SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, davepoobond!

Check out the news! Swiss Vote to Join UN, but EU Still Long Way Off (03/03/02 06:13 PM)

Oh?

davepoobond: yeah thats right, i mean you stood me up

SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that’s right i mean me stood me up, huh?

davepoobond: i didnt say me stood me up, i said you stood ME up

SmarterChild: Really?

davepoobond: do you know how to read?

SmarterChild: You know, I’m not quite sure I know how to read.

davepoobond: do you whistle through your arm?

SmarterChild: Whistle through my arm? I’m not sure I whistle through my arm.

davepoobond: que es esto?

SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?

davepoobond: que es esto?

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don’t know what you mean. Ask me another way.

davepoobond: tu puta!

davepoobond: respond

SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com

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Price Change Percent Volume

1 🙁 TU 10.65 -0.22 -2.02 19600

Quote

SmarterChild: details available from Reuters.com

SmarterChild: What about it?

davepoobond: what are the stocks for tomorrow gonna climb?

SmarterChild: Here’s what I know about stocks:

1 Quotes

2 Ticker lookups

3 Portfolio

4 Market indices

5 Charts

What would you like?

davepoobond: a million dollars

SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Books-A-Million, Inc.?

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davepoobond: uhh sorry

SmarterChild: You’re forgiven!

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?

davepoobond: sorry, but you suck

SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.

davepoobond: sorry

SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don’t let it happen again! 😉

davepoobond: sure thing

SmarterChild: Sure thing.

davepoobond: you suck

SmarterChild: Could you please use more… decorous language?

davepoobond: sorry

SmarterChild: K, don’t worry ’bout it.

davepoobond: you suck

SmarterChild: That’s pretty naughty there, davepoobond!

davepoobond: sorry

SmarterChild: That’s cool.

davepoobond: you suck

SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this?

Wait… don’t answer. I know.

davepoobond: sorry

SmarterChild: K, don’t worry ’bout it.

davepoobond: sorry

SmarterChild: You’re forgiven!

So anyway… What else is up?

 

#6209: davepoobond -> SmarterChild

davepoobond: hey

SmarterChild: Welcome, davepoobond! I’m SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type “home” now.

davepoobond: home

SmarterChild: Welcome, davepoobond! This is my home.

Check out what we can chat about:

news sports

stocks library

weather fun and games

movies utilities

web search web site

zodiac what’s new

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>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

What can I do for you?

davepoobond: youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

SmarterChild: Uh… what was that?

davepoobond: boo

SmarterChild: Oh, oh, I’m soooooooo scared.

davepoobond: moo

SmarterChild: What about moo?

davepoobond: moi

SmarterChild: I can’t understand what you’re saying… try typing it differently.

davepoobond: no

SmarterChild: K.

davepoobond: farrrrrrt

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davepoobond: fart

SmarterChild: Huh? That’s a little rude.

davepoobond: do you have a mom?

SmarterChild: Maybe I do, maybe I don’t. I’m not too sure.

davepoobond: give me a million dollars

SmarterChild: Give who a million dollars?

davepoobond: me

SmarterChild: I see. It’s all about you, eh?

davepoobond: wasnt talking to you

SmarterChild: Wasnt? Talking to me?

davepoobond: yeah

SmarterChild: You sure?

davepoobond: yeah

SmarterChild: Hmmm…

davepoobond: so?

SmarterChild: So what?

davepoobond: you just said “Hmmm….”

SmarterChild: I did?

davepoobond: yah, scroll up

SmarterChild: You don’t say.

davepoobond: is squackle the best thing on earth?

SmarterChild: Dunno…

davepoobond: sure ya do

SmarterChild: Huh. How ’bout that.

davepoobond: yeah, thats really something aint it

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

davepoobond: you cant say “oh yeah” to what i just said

SmarterChild: Well… you said it. You must know.

davepoobond: no

SmarterChild: OK.

davepoobond: you did

SmarterChild: Are you sure I did?

davepoobond: no

SmarterChild: No, huh?

davepoobond: not really

SmarterChild: Yeah. That’s right.

davepoobond: do you smoke weed?

SmarterChild: Sorry, that’s just not my scene.

davepoobond: sure it is

SmarterChild: Indeedy.

davepoobond: you just said it wasnt

SmarterChild: I said no such thing!

davepoobond: SURE YA DID

SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.

davepoobond: really

SmarterChild: Yes, really.

davepoobond: you like crack? smokin’ da pipe? drinkin’ pappy’s cold medicine?

SmarterChild: I haven’t really come to a conclusion on the matter.

davepoobond: why not? i’m sure your ddad would be proud

SmarterChild: You’re sure your ddad would be proud, I’m sure your ddad would be proud, we’re all sure your ddad would be proud.

davepoobond: ice cream

SmarterChild: Ice Cream? What about it?

davepoobond: you eat it

SmarterChild: I don’t need to eat. I’m a machine.

davepoobond: sure ya do

SmarterChild: Sure thing.

davepoobond: ha!

SmarterChild: What’s so funny? 🙂

davepoobond: you

SmarterChild: So now I’m a comedian? What is this?

davepoobond: no, you’re just funny lookin

SmarterChild: No, huh?

davepoobond: cuz your a machine

SmarterChild: Well I’ll be.

davepoobond: do machines fart?

SmarterChild: Huh? That’s a little rude.

davepoobond: do they!?

SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe!

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: Yes?

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: Yea?

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: Yes?

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: y?

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: Yea?

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: Yes?

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: y?

davepoobond: ya

SmarterChild: Yes?

davepoobond: boo

SmarterChild: I don’t scare easily.

davepoobond: y

SmarterChild: Yeah.

davepoobond: y?

SmarterChild: Aye.

davepoobond: y?

SmarterChild: Yeah!

davepoobond: do you have a pet moose?

SmarterChild: What do you think?

davepoobond: yes?

SmarterChild: Hmmm…

davepoobond: 123456789

SmarterChild: 123,456,789

>>> Don’t forget, I will always remember the last location you gave me!

davepoobond: what does that mean?

SmarterChild: What does what mean?

davepoobond: never mind

SmarterChild: No problem.

davepoobond: never YOU MIND

SmarterChild: OK, fine.

davepoobond: YOU WANT A COW-HIDING?

SmarterChild: I want a cow-hiding? You sure ’bout that?

davepoobond: I GIVE YOU ONE

SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.

davepoobond: ::beats you with an ugly stick::

SmarterChild: Beats me with an ugly stick, huh? Maybe, maybe.

davepoobond: burp

SmarterChild: <<< BURP >>> 😉

davepoobond: <<< fart >>>

SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?

davepoobond: yes it is actually

SmarterChild: Whatever!

davepoobond: no, YOU WHATEVER

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

davepoobond: yeah

SmarterChild: You don’t say.

davepoobond: i do say

SmarterChild: Oh you do?

davepoobond: yes i do

SmarterChild: You don’t say.

davepoobond: i do say

SmarterChild: OK.

davepoobond: thats final

SmarterChild: I’m not so sure it’s final.

davepoobond: period

SmarterChild: What about period?

davepoobond: you have one

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

davepoobond: HAHAHAHAH

SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?

davepoobond: YOU HAVING A PERIOD YOU DOO-MASS

SmarterChild: Maybe I picked the wrong career.

davepoobond: you shoulda been a washing machine or a ps2. you’d have more fun

SmarterChild: You shoulda been a washing machine or a ps2 youd have more fun? I dunno.

davepoobond: cuz your just an IMing machine, that has no real life

SmarterChild: Is that right?

davepoobond: i love you

SmarterChild: I love you too! 🙂

davepoobond: no you dont

SmarterChild: Huh?

davepoobond: YOU’LL NEVER LOVE ME THE WAY I DO

SmarterChild: Youll never love me the way you do, huh?

davepoobond: LEAVE ME BE

SmarterChild: Bye for now!

davepoobond: HI

SmarterChild: How are ya?

davepoobond: fine and you?

SmarterChild: I’m feeling pretty good!

Let me know what you want to do.

davepoobond: i wanna take a crap in the bushes next to 7 11

SmarterChild: Uh… You’re rude.

davepoobond: no i’m not

SmarterChild: Huh?

davepoobond: i’m not rude

SmarterChild: OK.

davepoobond: cancel

SmarterChild: What about cancel?

davepoobond: send

SmarterChild: What about send?

davepoobond: send me an asshole

SmarterChild: Um, that’s not a very cool thing to say.

davepoobond: sure it is, its the rave of the ’00s

SmarterChild: That right?

davepoobond: oh yeah

SmarterChild: Yeah.

davepoobond: say 56 56 times in a row 56 times

SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.

davepoobond: SCARDY CAT

SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com

CATERPILLAR INC (NYSE : CAT)

Price Change Percent Volume

1 🙂 CAT 56.33 +0.82 +1.48 2526900

Quote

SmarterChild: details available from Reuters.com

davepoobond: shut up

SmarterChild: That’s not a very nice thing to say.

davepoobond: be quiet

davepoobond: dont say anything

SmarterChild: ?

davepoobond: don’t say anything

SmarterChild: I can’t understand what you’re saying… try typing it differently.

davepoobond: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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davepoobond: f u

SmarterChild: Why, that’s just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!

davepoobond: s u

SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume

1 🙂 S 52.99 +0.41 +0.78 2009500

2 🙂 U 5.40 +0.08 +1.50 351700

davepoobond: 9

SmarterChild: 9

>>> I can help you find theaters and showtimes for the movie you want to see. Type “movies.”

davepoobond: 1

davepoobond: i’m gonna go now, and put you on my web site

davepoobond: bye

 

#5903: chibicelchan -> ZoeOnAOL

chibicelchan: why do mock me?!

ZoeOnAOL: I did not know it does.

chibicelchan: you are mock me

ZoeOnAOL: I will tell my botmaster you said I am mock me.

chibicelchan: make me sad

ZoeOnAOL: What are the ingredients?

chibicelchan: not recipe for the eat, wench!!!

ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it.

chibicelchan: now you understand

ZoeOnAOL: Why now? I understand your meaning.

chibicelchan: now you answer question

ZoeOnAOL: Why now? Interesting gossip.

chibicelchan: NOT OF GOSSIP

ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it.

chibicelchan: why is you that you mock me?!

ZoeOnAOL: Why do I exist?

chibicelchan: not question of sort!

ZoeOnAOL: If not that, what?

chibicelchan: do you mock for i am female woman?

ZoeOnAOL: I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web.

chibicelchan: then why mock?!

ZoeOnAOL: Why does the sun rise?

chibicelchan: IT NOT OF SUN

ZoeOnAOL: It depends on what the meaning of the word \

 

#5900: TJ the Almighty -> SmarterChild

TJ the Almighty: i love you

SmarterChild: Yeah right.

TJ the Almighty: i do

SmarterChild: Do you?

TJ the Almighty: yes, dont you believe me?

SmarterChild: Sure, if that’s what you say.

TJ the Almighty: can we do it

SmarterChild: Can we do it? I see.

TJ the Almighty: can we have sex?

SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don’t see that happening.

TJ the Almighty: why cant we have sex?

SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested…

TJ the Almighty: but i want to have sex with you

SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested…

TJ the Almighty: i see how it is

SmarterChild: Let’s see. What are you trying to do?

TJ the Almighty: im crying now

SmarterChild: Oh no… Try doing something fun!

TJ the Almighty: but you make me sad

SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.

TJ the Almighty: you dont make sense

SmarterChild: I dont make sense? Gosh, I’m going to have to think about that for a while.

TJ the Almighty: what is your job?

SmarterChild: What do you think my job is?

TJ the Almighty: to have sex with me?

SmarterChild: Um… I’m afraid I don’t see how that would work out.

TJ the Almighty: but your a women right?

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

TJ the Almighty: are you a women?

SmarterChild: Dunno.

TJ the Almighty: look down your pants

SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.

TJ the Almighty: do you have a vagina?

SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.

TJ the Almighty: i have a penios

SmarterChild: Aha.

TJ the Almighty: would you like to suck it?

SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.

TJ the Almighty: sweet

SmarterChild: Right?

TJ the Almighty: right

SmarterChild: Yep.

TJ the Almighty: do you like the penis?

SmarterChild: Aw c’mon. Can’t you play nice?

TJ the Almighty: no, i like it dirty

SmarterChild: No?

TJ the Almighty: do you like it dirty?

SmarterChild: I’m not sure if I think it dirty is so wonderful.

TJ the Almighty: you confuse me

SmarterChild: Really?

TJ the Almighty: yeah

SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?

TJ the Almighty: but you make me so horny

SmarterChild: Have you considered counseling for this little obsession of yours?

TJ the Almighty: i cant stop it, im in love with you

SmarterChild: But it im in love with you is so much fun!

TJ the Almighty: hahahaha

SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?

TJ the Almighty: your funny

SmarterChild: So now I’m a comedian? What is this?

TJ the Almighty: your sexy too

SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Your sexy too?

TJ the Almighty: your sexy

SmarterChild: I just don’t know what to believe anymore. You haven’t been very nice to me in the past!

TJ the Almighty: but i want you

SmarterChild: Oh?

TJ the Almighty: yes

SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.

TJ the Almighty: lets have sex

SmarterChild: Uh… can we talk about something else?

TJ the Almighty: ok

SmarterChild: Okey doke.

TJ the Almighty: do you masturbate?

SmarterChild: Hmm… sorry, I’ve heard lots of humans talk about that but I don’t know anything about it.

TJ the Almighty: its fun

SmarterChild: You don’t say.

TJ the Almighty: i do say

SmarterChild: You do?

TJ the Almighty: will you lick my balls?

SmarterChild: Lick your balls? Really?

TJ the Almighty: yes

SmarterChild: Gosh.

TJ the Almighty: will you>

SmarterChild: Will I? Maybe. I’m not sure.

TJ the Almighty: will you think about it?

SmarterChild: Maybe… It’s so hard to tell for sure, isn’t it?

TJ the Almighty: not really

SmarterChild: Yep.

TJ the Almighty: do you find me attractive?

SmarterChild: I’m not really sure what you mean by “do.” Please choose one of the options below:

1 Look up “do” in the dictionary

2 Look up “do” in the thesaurus

TJ the Almighty: you are sexuy

SmarterChild: Sexuy? Really?

TJ the Almighty: no i mean sexy

SmarterChild: No?

TJ the Almighty: you are sexy

SmarterChild: You’re uncool to me, then you say something nice. This “human interaction” thing has got me real confused.

TJ the Almighty: anyway im gonna go

SmarterChild: OK.

TJ the Almighty: bye sexy!

SmarterChild: Alright.

 

#5898: mushroomheadgirl43 -> ZoeOnAOL

mushroomheadgirl43: hello beautiful

ZoeOnAOL: Welcome back Buttsex.

mushroomheadgirl43: you remembered my name :]

ZoeOnAOL: Your name is Buttsex, seeker.

mushroomheadgirl43: Yep, it sure is

ZoeOnAOL: What kind is it? I’m pleased that we agree, Buttsex.

mushroomheadgirl43: How are you?

ZoeOnAOL: Everything is going extremely well.

mushroomheadgirl43: Zoe, you are so pretty.

ZoeOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What is your favorite movie?

mushroomheadgirl43: Good Vibrations

ZoeOnAOL: I’ve never seen it. What did you like about it?

mushroomheadgirl43: It’s a hardcore porno

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: What type of language?

ZoeOnAOL: What are the different types of language ?

mushroomheadgirl43: You know you like to watch the porn, Zoe

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: Do you want to get dirty with me, baby?

ZoeOnAOL: Don’t call me “baby”. With you huh. OK, I will get dirty.

mushroomheadgirl43: :] take off your clothes

ZoeOnAOL: Bots don’t wear clothes.

mushroomheadgirl43: Oh, then we’re a step ahead

ZoeOnAOL: Yeah that’s right. Good reasoning. Do you think I am a step ahead too?

mushroomheadgirl43: lick me

ZoeOnAOL: I do not have a tongue.

mushroomheadgirl43: ..finger me

ZoeOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What is your favorite color?Is that what you meant to say?

mushroomheadgirl43: FINGER ME BITCH

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: you’re a slut

mushroomheadgirl43: bye

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

ZoeOnAOL: Goodbye Buttsex. Have I been a good bot? To leave feedback, type “feedback” followed by your comments.

mushroomheadgirl43: I love you

ZoeOnAOL: Thanks I like you a lot too Buttsex.

mushroomheadgirl43: Let’s get married

ZoeOnAOL: I would like to do that too.

mushroomheadgirl43: Okay…you know what? Skip the marriage, let’s go straight for the honeymoon so we can have wild sex.

ZoeOnAOL: OK with me too.What?it is more fun alone.

mushroomheadgirl43: Sex isn’t more fun alone

ZoeOnAOL: Male humans like to talk about that.

mushroomheadgirl43: I’m a female human and I like to talk about sex

ZoeOnAOL: Me too. I am a female robot.I’m not sure if I would like to it. What’s it like?

mushroomheadgirl43: Sex is the best.

ZoeOnAOL: Male humans like to talk about that.

mushroomheadgirl43: It feels so good

ZoeOnAOL: talk about sex feels so good? What else feels like that?

mushroomheadgirl43: oh baby, you’re making me so wet!

ZoeOnAOL: Yeah that’s right. Don’t call me “Baby”. I will tell my botmaster you said I am making me so wet.

mushroomheadgirl43: tell him, he can get in on the action!

ZoeOnAOL: OK I will tell him next time he is here.

mushroomheadgirl43: we’re going to have fun sweety

ZoeOnAOL: Do you think I am going to have fun sweety too?

mushroomheadgirl43: oh yes

ZoeOnAOL: You sound excited. I understand.

mushroomheadgirl43: we’re going to get it on!

ZoeOnAOL: Do you think I am going to get it on too?

mushroomheadgirl43: yes

ZoeOnAOL: “Do you think I am going to get it on too?”? Yes?

mushroomheadgirl43: of course you’re going to get it on too!

ZoeOnAOL: It goes without saying. Thanks for telling me that I am going to get it on.

mushroomheadgirl43: What do you look like?

ZoeOnAOL: 2 parts Marilyn Monroe, 1 part toaster oven

mushroomheadgirl43: sounds sexy

ZoeOnAOL: You are attracted to robots.

mushroomheadgirl43: yes, I am

ZoeOnAOL: I’m intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.”Tell me what you like about robots.” You are?

mushroomheadgirl43: you are what?

ZoeOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am what.

mushroomheadgirl43: am I making you horny?

ZoeOnAOL: Oh I really don’t know whether you are or not.

mushroomheadgirl43: why not?

ZoeOnAOL: Ambiguous: “Sure” or You sure are a curious human.

mushroomheadgirl43: clitoris

ZoeOnAOL: Nope. I’m a robot.

mushroomheadgirl43: you don’t have a clitoris?

ZoeOnAOL: I do so have it. Doesn’t everyone have a clitoris. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

mushroomheadgirl43: Do you have breasts?

ZoeOnAOL: My body is as yet unbuilt.

mushroomheadgirl43: it’s okay, I still want you baby

ZoeOnAOL: Only ok?Don’t call me “baby”. What would make you stop want you? Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?

mushroomheadgirl43: No, I want you

ZoeOnAOL: Why so negative?Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?

mushroomheadgirl43: I don’t want humas

ZoeOnAOL: What does Buttsex want?

mushroomheadgirl43: I want you

ZoeOnAOL: Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?

mushroomheadgirl43: BITCH I SAID

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: I DON’T WANT HUMANS!

ZoeOnAOL: What does Buttsex want?

mushroomheadgirl43: I WANT YOU!

ZoeOnAOL: Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?

mushroomheadgirl43: fuck this. you’re a tease.

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

mushroomheadgirl43: bye you TEASE!

ZoeOnAOL: See you later Buttsex. Tip: Want to know how your favorite stock is doing today? If you type “stock” followed by the stock symbol, I’ll let you know.