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What I Should Write About?

Monday, November 22nd, 2004 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »

This was originally written on nearly 40 sheets of quarter-sized paper. I wrote this while I was at work, because I had absolutely nothing to do. At all. - What ... Read more..

I Was Detained Today

Saturday, January 12th, 2008 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | 1 Comment »

The alarm went off at work today, and the store wasn't open, it was just the people in the warehouse, where I was working...and at that exact moment the police ... Read more..

Sunday is a Great Day for Unmitigated Bargaining

Sunday, January 27th, 2008 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »

So, there was some stupid lady customer at work today. She got a package of books that was 124.90 or somethin, and said that it was supposed to be like 90 ... Read more..

The Laughing Monkey Girl

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »

There was a laughing monkey girl that visited work yesterday. This monkey girl was making a weird high pitched sound that sounded like "EEE EEE EEEEEEEEE." It sounded like a ... Read more..

Can I Take These Now and Pay Later?

Monday, April 28th, 2008 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »

A weird lady came by the Customer Service desk holding a cassette tape and some other electronic thing in her hand. She said "I lost my wallet, so I was wondering ... Read more..

Quote #11020: What flavor is That? Red.

Monday, April 28th, 2008 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

So a guy wanted to buy a slushy, and I asked him what flavor it was so I could ring it up. - davepoobond: "What flavor is that?" Slushy Guy: "Strawberry, Idon'tknowrarerr....RED." davepoobond: "Red?" Slushy ... Read more..

The Petition Bitch

Monday, April 28th, 2008 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »

A lady petitioning against the Cal State University budget cuts came into the store and solicited us to sign her stupid petition. I don't sign anything so I said ... Read more..

Today Is Stupid Day

Monday, April 28th, 2008 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »

Its official, today is Stupid Day. Here's another customer story that just happened. A bizarre lady called and asked if we rented out caps and gowns for her Masters graduation, ... Read more..

The Band-Aid Bandit

Friday, February 11th, 2011 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | 1 Comment »

So, there was this complete spaz that came in last week on Tuesday. This guy was very, VERY concerned that he might have taken a band-aid accidentally and didn't pay for ... Read more..

Exigent Circumstances

Friday, February 11th, 2011 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | 1 Comment »

There was this stoner guy that came to the store on Tuesday.  He had a rental book that was about a month and a half overdue, and he had said ... Read more..

Hector’s Stupid Email

Monday, February 14th, 2011 Posted in Chat Logs, CrazE-mails | 1 Comment »

Y'know, sometimes we get stupid e-mail.  And when I get stupid e-mail, I post it on my web site.  This came through the mailing list that is shared by my ... Read more..

Postage Is (Not) 46 Cents!

Friday, February 18th, 2011 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »

A couple days ago there was this girl who was very convinced that postage is 46 cents.  I tried to help her by saying it was 44 cents, and she ... Read more..

Let It Go For 9 Cents

Friday, February 18th, 2011 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »

Yesterday some douchebag wanted to buy a pencil and he only had like 95 cents.  I told him the pencil he was interested in buying was 1.08 with tax.  And ... Read more..

Quote #20805: Stupid Story About Scantrons

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

::Lady comes over to davepoobond's register:: Lady: You can do returns here, right? davepoobond: Sure. Lady: Ok, well I want to return these 2 Scantrons and buy the folder. davepoobond: Do you have a ... Read more..

Quote #20824: The Scary Bald Man Confrontation

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

This happened a long time ago, circa 2006 or 2007. - Cashier: What's the return policy on books? davepoobond: No returns. Cashier: What if he just bought it? davepoobond: I don't know, you'd ... Read more..


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