Cystum: male female?
Cystum: whats up tonight?
Para: Um, I would guess something is…or you wouldn’t have contacted me
Cystum: im just floatin around im bored……
Para: Ah, well…join the conversation.
Cystum: there is no convo.
Para: Well, sort of.
Cystum: do you have a picture to trade me?
Cystum: will you bite me?
Para: Ah you know my past do you?
Para: Well, I can’t help biting…
Para: And if you accidently die..
Para: I can’t be held accountable.
Cystum: (. Y .) its ok……. V”””’v 000
Para: What in gawd’s name is that?
Cystum: do you like beeing food for the imortals?
Para: Not in the least…
Para: Are you asking me to be a blood doll?
Cystum: feed from me
Para: Oh…well, that *would* be a good idea had I been a vampire..
Cystum: im jus fukin wit ya
Cystum: its wierd the vampire murders are on now
Cystum: what r u doing in a room like this?
Para: Mmm…well, being a cyborg does give one an adavantage with vampires..
Para: And the liquid symbiote in my blood stream makes me…
Para: Disgusting to taste of…
Para: So, I figure I am safe here
Cystum: yes you might me
Cystum: you might not……
Para: That and I am not a simple kill..
Cystum: whats your favorite scary movie?
Para: Baby Geniuses..
Para: That is the only movie I had to actually leave in the middle of.
Cystum: i wouldnt even see it
Para: It was at the dollar theatre…I was bored…
Para: Heck, when you have seen just about every movie…
Para: You aren’t too picky after awhile.
Cystum: i have
Cystum: name one ill quote it..
Para: Event Horizon.
Cystum: why that one?
Cystum: thats not a quoteable
Para: “Save yourself from hell”
Para: How about…
Para: House on Haunted Hill
Cystum: QUOTEABLES GOOD MOVIES
Para: Oh, well, you could have said that.
Para: Final Destination.
Cystum: “YOU GUYS COULD DROP DEAD:
Para: How about…
Cystum: DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE TO TYRADE ME?
Para: Why would I want to though?
Cystum: I DO TOO
Cystum: I DONT KNOW……
Para: What would be the point?
Cystum: SO WEE COULD TRADE?
Cystum: DO YOU WANT TO?
Para: Fine, send away
Cystum: SENT TE REAL ONE
Para: The real one?
Para: That fills me with confidence
Cystum: DID YOU SEE THE FIRST ONE?
Cystum: IT WAS A JOKE LOOK AT IT
Para: Did you just send me something disgusting…
Cystum: YES IM SORRY
Para: I got halfway through the download and canceled it.
Cystum: GOOD IT WAS EEEEEEEEW
Para: Then why did you send it to me?
Cystum: I WAS JUST JOKING….
Para: Uh huh…
Cystum: THE NEXT ONE WAS THE REAL ONE
Cystum: R U GONNA SEND ME?
Para: Not after that nasty pic.
Cystum: I WAS JUST SEEING IF YOUR PAYING ATTENTION
Cystum: so whats up?
Para: Nothing much, yourself?
Cystum: r u gonna send yours?
Para: Okay…um…you sent me a naked picture.
Para: I don’t have one of those.
Cystum: its ok
Para: I don’t feel bad about that.
Cystum: about what?
Para: Not having a nude pic
Cystum: oh, neither do i
Para: Helloooo on back.
Cystum: r u sending?
Para: Told you…I don’t have any nude and/or weird pics.
Cystum: so can i see a pic of you?
Cystum: whats that?
Para: the URL
Para: Guess that was the wrong URL.
Para: Hold up
Para: there ya go.
Cystum: gaurdian, or guardian
Para: I just checked that URL
Para: It works.
Cystum: whatever it doesnt work and i dont wanna play games
Para: I am serious!
Para: Eh, fine.
Cystum: it doesnt work
Para: did you C&P it?
Para: It is case sensitve
Para: Means that all the things that were capital..
Para: Have to stay that way or it won’t work.
Cystum: ok type it again
Cystum: HTTP 500 Internal server error
Para: Well, the fact that you have a COMMA in the URL instead of a PERIOD!
Para: May have done it.
Para: Just click the frickin link!
Cystum: Angelfire page not found
Cystum: ok thats better
Cystum: you are very attractive
Para: Thank you.
Cystum: no thank you
Cystum: what r u?
Cystum: smart ( l )
Para: Better than being a dumb one, I guess.
Cystum: ok snappy
Cystum: i wanna show you something but you will hate me
Para: ::sighs:: what is it?
Para: I don’t exactly feel up to par…so if you could stop trying to be coy…I would appreciate it.
Cystum: forget it
Para: No..go ahead.
Cystum: your not interested want me to leave you alone or sumtin?
Para: Interested in what, may I ask?
Para: No, I am okay.
Para: What did you want to show me?
Para: I hate that.
Para: Just tell me.
Cystum: sumtin you could sink your teeth into
Cystum: but you are not an outgoing person i could tell
Para: Do you mean that in a sexual way?
Cystum: you dont like that sort of thing
Para: What? Ripping people appart with my teeth?
Para: Hell, it sounds like fun…where do I sign up?
Cystum: no getting turned on by people looking at your assets
Para: Well, my stock in MicroSoft and Napster isn’t doing too well..
Para: So, I don’t know about that.
Cystum: well i dont know what to tell you
Para: Yeah, I never said I was good with investing..
Para: Curse the 9.95 I spent on that videotape..
Para: They are wrong, you can’t learn to ‘trade with the best of them’ in one week
Cystum: whats up?
Para: I wish, my stock.
Cystum: how old r u?
Para: I am alive..
Para: I seem to be funtioning correctly..
Para: I would assume I have past birth…
Cystum: HOW OLD R U NOW???
Para: Would you like it in the scheme of things….
Para: Of for pities sake..
Para: I am 17
Para: Close to 18
Cystum: Why do you act like that?
Para: Act like what?
Para: I am a grizzled 80 year old woman?
Para: Just call me an old soul.
Cystum: just relax
Para: This is me relaxed, child.
Para: I told you I didn’t feel up to par though
Cystum: could you just talk to me normal
Para: I will…if you take off your caps.
Cystum: i dont have caps on…..
Para: Well…silly me.
Cystum: yes silly you
Para: You are wonderful for the ID aren’t you?
Cystum: id* ???
Para: uh yeah…
Para: You know of the word?
Cystum: i think im gonna leave…………..
Para: Sorry about that.
Para: When I feel like my esophagus wants to climb its way out of my mouth..
Para: I get testy.
Para: It’s nothing personal.
Cystum: you keep losing me
Para: I feel nauseated.
Para: I think I am gonna hurl
Cystum: stick sumtin in your mouth
Para: That is what I mean.
Para: Uh, yeah…
Para: Puts a new spin on projectile vomiting…
Cystum: i could make you gag
Para: You want me to throw up on you?
Cystum: no just gag
Para: Okay, you know of the gag reflex…correct?
Para: Well, that is what causes you to gag when something is stuck down your throat..
Para: Consequently…some people throw up when tha tis engaged
Para: that is**
Cystum: that is?
Para: I typoed..
Para: I was just correcting it.
Cystum: when what is engaged?
Para: Your gag reflex
Para: Oh heavens…forget it.
Cystum: im fucking with you Cystum: your gag reflex
Para: Okay, maybe you doing that isn’t the best idea..
Para: You are just making me think that you are extremely stupid.
Cystum: duh no imstupid not
Para: Yes, that is endearing…
Cystum: i like deers……..
Para: You’re kidding..
Para: You have got to be kidding…
Para: If not…seek help
Para: Do you do this often?
Para: Pretend to be a complete slack-jawed moron?
Cystum: yes that sounds like me
Para: Well, as long as your nights are full.
Para: Have fun.
Cystum: i am
Para: As for me…I grow weary…
Para: I think I shall call it a night.
Cystum: but it has just begun
Para: Well, just slap a to be continued sticker on it
Cystum: i cannot do that
Cystum: i must finish tonight
Para: You can always play with yourself…
Cystum: wanna see?
Para: Not really
Cystum: g’night have a wonderful sleep
Cystum: may passion fill your dreams
Para: You too..
Cystum: and may your dreams be filled with passion
Para: Don’t hurt yourself now
(I have to admit, that was so stupid it hurt…) (Just goes to show you, don’t ever write anything that you don’t want read back to you later)