Bad Submission #24705

Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.

This form was submitted:  Apr 19 2008 / 04:18:46

name = barney dieses
email = emmadave
use_email = yes
song = banenry you suck dick you will diey cuse will put a bulit in you head.how likes zoey101 and icarly jack and josh the naked bothers band sponge bod ned dei class of id shcool scvier gide.hto dance on sunset do you wath nick this are all the shows zoey101 is my favotie,

 

Bad Submission #24701

Submittred through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.

This form was submitted:  Dec 21 2007 / 04:39:39

name = Evil Duck
email = fake@fakanoid.com
use_email = yes
song = I love Chemistry.

I love Barney, you love me,
Lets go swimming in the sea
With a huge snorkel and diving things
And lets go blast the starfish rings.

HAHAHAHAHA beat that,

 

Joke #24691

A blonde gets a ice fishing pole for Christmas, so she goes out to try it.  She drills the hole and puts the line in and waits.

Someone says that there’s no fish there. So she moves and does the same thing, with the same answer, after many tries the blonde finally looks around and finds a man looking very frustrated watching her.

She asks “How do you know that there are no fish here?”

“Because,” the man says, “this is a Hockey rink and second you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”