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“These was on George’s Desk”

- written on a very old envelope at davepoobond’s job

Tags: desk, envelope, job

Tagged People: davepoobond

“I always do what I’m supposed to do.  But clearly, I shouldn’t have been doing that.”

- davepoobond

Tags: A DPB Tag

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“You have to learn how to feel better!”

- a mother to her young daughter

Tags: daughter, mother

“We’re all Mexicans except for me.”

- The Normal Teenager

Tags: Mexico

Tagged People: The Normal Teenager

“The moving ocean of people and lights gave the affect of a rustling army of darkness combating the unforeseen holy forces of light, because they’re in the light and this is a bad sentence.87″

- davepoobond

Tags: darkness, grammar, ocean

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“The last time I was incognito was when I had played Heads Up Seven Up in 4^th grade.  I said I didn’t chose someone that guessed me when I actually did.”

- davepoobond

Tags: Heads Up Seven Up, liar

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“An example of irony was the time when I was making a joke about the punctuational use of a period, but was taken as a joke about women.”

- davepoobond

Tags: grammar, period, women

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“My friends appeared gauche in my presence by talking in slang, and not keeping the right grammatical structures we learn so well in Miss Horny’s class.”

- davepoobond

Tags: class, grammar

Tagged People: davepoobond, Miss Horny

“The last epiphany I had was when I finally realized I had armpit hair in 8^th grade.  I had not noticed it beforehand.”

- davepoobond

Tags: arm, hair

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“To have orthography, you have to build up an actual care for having all of your words spelled write, and use sensefully in a grammatical stand point.”

- davepoobond

Tags: grammar

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“I will not have a quotidian life because I will want to make myself have a different experience every day, as I do not wish to have a boring life.”

- davepoobond

Tags: life

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“Miss Horny is on a power trip, so she used Johnny as an example for her expression of power, by threatening to suspend him for three days in front of the class.”

- davepoobond

Tags: student, teacher

Tagged People: davepoobond, Miss Horny

“I had insulted someone to the point they started crying, so I had to say I was sorry, and everything was ok.”

- davepoobond

Tags: cry

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“One day I was walking home from school, when all of a sudden somebody came over to me.  He took my glasses and stomped on them.  He took my clothes off and then burned them while I watched mournfully at the bon fire in front of me.  I cried for 3 weeks straight afterwards.”

- davepoobond

Tags: clothes, fire, glasses, school

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“A juggler would have a moiety of time to catch each ball he is juggling and then throwing it back up.”

- davepoobond

Tags: balls

Tagged People: davepoobond