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Quote #23856

May 27th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“The cause of the explosion happened, because the president of the U.S. didn’t want to take the insults in anymore.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23855

May 27th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“It was obvious that the oblivious child had jumped off the cliff.”

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Quote #23853

May 27th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“‘Whether or not the weather will be sunny or not we will have rain,’ the weather reporter said.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23852

May 27th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“The affect of the explosion caused the side effect of a nuclear winter.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23851

May 27th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“‘The role of the person lying on the street is to roll out of the way before the car runs over him so that the car would swerve to the right and blow up to try not to hit him,’ said the drama teacher.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23850

May 27th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“The most exciting part of the show was when we were exiting from the theatre.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23849

May 27th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I have a suit in the suite in the hotel, and there are sweets on the table that you may help yourself to also.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23832

May 21st, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“It’s the Coca-Cola of beers.  Not its popularity, but in its consistency.”

– D-Win

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Quote #23819

May 3rd, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“During the last two hundred years, Americans have broadened the right to be an ass by eliminating barriers based on ass belief, ass ownership, ass payment, race, sex, and ass.  At the same time, the ass government has assumed a greater role in deciding who can vote and how elections should be run.”

– davepoobond

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Quote #23724

December 8th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I wanna get married with someone who is white lol and love me the most and have kids,big dog but puppy,and kittens. And live in small house <3 ”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23723

December 8th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I’m serious and please don’t think I’m sexually attractive because I hate to hear that and I’m just being honest ”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23717

November 2nd, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

I am independent but far from being a feminist. I like a manly man with a good mix of chivalry/swag(for lack of a better word) Basically, a man who will open the door for me but smack my butt as I walk by.

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23709

October 11th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

ATTN: Don’t hit me up if you are not ready to go

I love to suck****and ball and ride a big****until it cum to book me its 15 b4 i leave my house and 50 dollar when i get to ur house its for 1 hour please have ur address and cell # ready if your not bookin me today do not message me please don not message me for convo u will get no reply thanx now let me come milk u”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23704

September 1st, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

Hello there :). Im Carmen :D

Well here’s the dealio LOL. Umm Im kinda in a messed up situation right now and I really need some help and well lets just say I can return the favor… Sort off. LOL.

Anyways, here’s whats happening right now in my life. I moved here for college and I’m going into business and I didn’t really have a place to stay. I had a couple hundred dollars so I ended up leasing an apartment and I never knew that If I didn’t pay the monthly rent I’d be screwed financially. I’ve actually been looking around for a job and right now I can’t really find one anywhere and my friend gave me the idea to sell my nudes that I took for my BF for his birthday and he’s not getting them for obvious reasons ;)!.

I have about 600+ pics and a video I made for him but he’s not getting them anymore LOL. He left me for this fat chick and I guess thats too bad for him. Anyways so I set up this online shop place where you can get my stuff, Its actually right here: <spam URL here>”

– a spammer’s profile on a dating site pretending to be a hot girl

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Quote #23703

August 30th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

My Self Summary

“DONT ASK TO KNOW ME ASK TO PAY ME..U THINK I CARE ABOUT STUPID RELASTIONSHIPS OR SQUARE SHIT …I’m foxx I like tats Fashion money cars cloths nd girls I hate gay dudes meaning street dudes that like anal.. #nasty#downlow#notcool… stay away anal likers”

You Should Message Me If

“U tryna get money turn up.. see sum strippers I hate dum questions I’M a escort let’s clear the air… so don’t ask ..talk money lean pills and dro.. that’s the only thing im into..fucc u getting to know.me or me knowing u..let’s get to the point”

– from a girl’s “dating” profile

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