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Quote #24107

August 29th, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

I’ll never be mean first but if I’m f***ed over I’ll bring the **** out.

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24074

August 20th, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

“i have no desire for a half ass lover. i want someone to grab my neck and tell me i belong to them. i want to be wrapped around you on a Friday night in bed and have your lips be the last thing i taste before i go to sleep. i want you to bring me coffee in the morning and i want to rub your back at night. i want a love that can set my heart on fire and i want a lover who i can intoxicate with my madness.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24062

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

You should message me if

“1. U are asian and you like to smile!
2 You will not force me to believe in God….”

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Quote #24061

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“People say that female dentist are intimidating, but I enjoy what I am doing.”

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Quote #23937

July 21st, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

Note: This person’s user name was “IThriveForBlood”

“No, I do NOT thrive for blood. I don’t know why this is my username. I did not create it or choose it. I logged in one day and there it was. So don’t ask me if I am a vampire or any stupid crap like that. I wont answer you and will ignore you, because it will show that you did not read my profile.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23910

July 11th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

My self-summary

“I like to fuck guys”

I’m really good at

“Sex! What else?”

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

“Pornos, Enchiladas, I’m not a reader :(”

The six things I could never do without

“Sex, Lingere, Food, Men, Living, Breasts”

On a typical Friday night I am

“Watching pornos and eating chinese food. Also shopping w my girlfriends.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23881

June 19th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“This is probably a bad idea since I am already dating someone. Sorry guys!”

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Quote #23856

May 27th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“The cause of the explosion happened, because the president of the U.S. didn’t want to take the insults in anymore.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23855

May 27th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“It was obvious that the oblivious child had jumped off the cliff.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23853

May 27th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“‘Whether or not the weather will be sunny or not we will have rain,’ the weather reporter said.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23852

May 27th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“The affect of the explosion caused the side effect of a nuclear winter.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23851

May 27th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“‘The role of the person lying on the street is to roll out of the way before the car runs over him so that the car would swerve to the right and blow up to try not to hit him,’ said the drama teacher.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23850

May 27th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“The most exciting part of the show was when we were exiting from the theatre.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23849

May 27th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I have a suit in the suite in the hotel, and there are sweets on the table that you may help yourself to also.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23832

May 21st, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“It’s the Coca-Cola of beers.  Not its popularity, but in its consistency.”

– D-Win

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