Category Archives: Hate Mail

Squackle Guestbook #20482

Dave’s Mom Squakle! My little boy’s funniest site ever! 24/Jun/2001:19:32:28
Dave, I want you home in time for dinner and I want you to not cut the
fat or else I’ll give you a spanking. Tell your buddy’s to F**K Off,
yeah thats right I said F**K OFF! Oh by the way I bought some more of
those heart shaped boxers that you look so cute in! Plus you poo-pooed
in your underwear AGAIN! I had to scrub it out with soap and clorox. No
allowance for you this week.
Sincerely with love and kisses,
Dave’s Mommy

Squackle Guestbook #20478

Ima Crzyfocker Fock off 18/Jun/2001:11:47:40
The voices sent me…

The voices say to kill you, YES YOU.

Watch your back…

I’m right behind you with a labtop!

HAHA made you look!

I’m going to kill you with tooth picks and dirty socks, then I will
bury you upside down and piss on your grave!

Remeber my name, Ima Crzyfocker and this time I’M REALLY RIGHT BEHIND
YOU MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH

Squackle Guestbook #20470

Thrivis Tundra Thrivis Tundra’s Sutaffu… 03/Jun/2001:15:07:29
Dis place is confoosing…… Do you take only wierd ass submissions? I’m
not that funny…. I only have some GFs playing tekken and pissing
eachother off… that’s about as funny as I get… Whatever… *starts to
leave* Hail Shiva! The queen of icecream…

Squackle Guestbook #20467

jamescrapbond Scluckle! One of the funniest sites on the net! 22/May/2001:14:29:34
This is the leader of Squackles Arch enemy website: “Scluckle”

you may have foiled our plans SQUACKLE MAN! but we are planning a tv-
series type revenge plan thats crazy and ends up threatning to destroy
the world which is bound to be destroyed by SQUACKLE MAN! every time we
come up with a plan like this! So be prepared for a sequence of threats
that will be eventually ruined by SQUACKLE MAN! and once again the day
will be saved!

Threat – The Internet will be ours! Quick scluckle men, to Al Gore’s
house, we must destroy the creator first!

With Love and Care and best wishes, The team of Scluckle:
jamescrapbond, renismyname, MyRightTesticle, ear, elmaismad, cako the
portuguse porker, watson and taco homeless-man

Squackle Guestbook #20462

The nerdy-kid at y Intelligent Conversations 16/May/2001:15:08:33
I believe this page is inapproriate! It depicts child pornography and
harrasing people! I think this page should be shut down for good or
else i’ll tell my mommy! AHH My virgin eyes! Creating crazy therories
like the big slap theory and other wacky harrasing chat room stuff!
What is wrong with you people! You all desevre to be put in time out
for life!

Squackle Guestbook #20456

MyLeftTesticle www..com 17/Apr/2001:16:26:14
Oh…My…GOD!!! I think I just had an orgasm… 

Anyways, as I was saying, I think that what you guys are doing is going
to make the world a better place. And I say this from the bottom of my
heart, I love you guys and all the crazy shit that we did last night.
It has made me a better man.

Um…Oh!!! Another orgasm…

But, as I was saying, you guys suck…Wait a minute…Yeah, you guys
suck…

Um…Well…I think I’m done now…

Lots of love,
MyLeftTesticle